-
Search Results
-
Topic: Conservative_Bible_Project
Your guide to removing the Liberal Bias from the bible.
Ya just can’t make this stuff up.
Another triumph in the conservative Christians heroic struggle to make the Bible match their prejudices and what they learned from prosperity gospel tv charlatans and crazies.
I am sure there are legions of Ancient Greek scholars just lining up to help.
http://conservapedia.com/Conservative_Bible_Project
Google cache of above.
http://74.125.93.132/search?q=cache:http://conservapedia.com/Conservative_Bible_Project
And the “product” itself is available here for your edification and amusement.
Note the term “Pharisee” is replaced with “intellectual” or “intellectual types” to make sure the authoritarian Talmudic law enforcers of the time of Jesus were turned into a modern pejorative (as far as conservatives are concerned) rather than being associated with modern theocratic nationalist old testament law enforcers like … well, themselves.
This has been up since August 09 and has not been taken down or repudiated in the days since some actual scholars noticed it, so I have to assume it is not a joke. At least not on purpose.
http://conservapedia.com/Conservative_Bible
The google cache link since the server tips over from all the holy electrons flowing to it over the intertubes.
< excerpt from project web page >
1. Framework against Liberal Bias: providing a strong framework that enables a thought-for-thought translation without corruption by liberal bias
2. Not Emasculated: avoiding unisex, “gender inclusive” language, and other modern emasculation of Christianity
3. Not Dumbed Down: not dumbing down the reading level, or diluting the intellectual force and logic of Christianity; the NIV is written at only the 7th grade level[3]
4. Utilize Powerful Conservative Terms: using powerful new conservative terms as they develop;[4] defective translations use the word “comrade” three times as often as “volunteer”; similarly, updating words which have a change in meaning, such as “word”, “peace”, and “miracle”.
5. Combat Harmful Addiction: combating addiction by using modern terms for it, such as “gamble” rather than “cast lots”;[5] using modern political terms, such as “register” rather than “enroll” for the census
6. Accept the Logic of Hell: applying logic with its full force and effect, as in not denying or downplaying the very real existence of Hell or the Devil.
7. Express Free Market Parables; explaining the numerous economic parables with their full free-market meaning
8. Exclude Later-Inserted Liberal Passages: excluding the later-inserted liberal passages that are not authentic, such as the adulteress story
9. Credit Open-Mindedness of Disciples: crediting open-mindedness, often found in youngsters like the eyewitnesses Mark and John, the authors of two of the Gospels
10. Prefer Conciseness over Liberal Wordiness: preferring conciseness to the liberal style of high word-to-substance ratio; avoid compound negatives and unnecessary ambiguities; prefer concise, consistent use of the word “Lord” rather than “Jehovah” or “Yahweh” or “Lord God.”
After reading a bit of the translation, my stupidity, irony and hypocrisy meters are busted and the shrapnel will take days to recover. Most of it seems to be cut n past from the online “good news” bible with a bit of find and replace used to reverse the meaning of certain terms and accepted usage.
The “Movement Conservatives” who took over the Republican party a couple of decades ago have recently finished alienating Hispanics, educated people and sick people.
This should finish off Christians who can read.
Topic: Hey CJBoffoli
What ever happened to the grey kitty? Did she adopt you? Did you find her “parents?” Did she get re-homed?
I’m curious. Or nosy. Take your pick :)
The Little Gym is opening in West Seattle!
The Little Gym is a non-competitive motor skill development program that offers gymnastics classes and birthday parties. A brand new The Little Gym will be opening this fall in West Seattle, and we are seeking dynamic teachers to help us grow this amazing new gym. This position is part time, teaching late afternoons, evenings and weekends, between 10 and 25 hours per week.
We are looking for:
*A background in gymnastics, dance, or athletics. (Training and lesson plans are provided.)
*A commitment of at least one year from date of hire.
*Availability to teach in the late afternoon, evenings and weekends.
*Exceptional customer service skills.
If you genuinely love children and are ready for a truly unique opportunity to make a difference in young lives and yours, consider joining The Little Gym family.
Please email your resume and a 50 word (or less) statement letting us know why you are an excellent candidate for this position to tlgwestseattlewa@thelittlegym.com. You may also call Dana or Birgit at 206-937-0331 with questions.
Topic: traffic circle rules
I would like for my fellow West Seattle peeps to follow the rules of the road regarding traffic circles in this instance — it is tiring to get cut off or almost rammed by people who do not understand how to traverse a traffic circle — it is simple — get to traffic circle, proceed always to the right (even if you want to turn left, don’t do it!!!) — always get going counter clockwise around the circle, get off the circle at whatever street you are looking for — you should be turning to your RIGHT, always, when going into and out of a traffic circle.
from Seattle PI:
Question:
Judd Calloway says he’s lived in Seattle for many years and has always been confused about the proper way to make a left-hand turn at traffic circles.
“A few years ago, in an effort to figure this out, I went online (I believe at the City of Seattle’s website) and found that one could make a left-hand turn before the traffic circle without going around it as long as it was safe to do so; otherwise one would have to go around it.
“Now I am reading that this is NOT true and that one must go clockwise around the traffic circle. Did this change, and also why would someone not be able to turn before it? It seems like it would help expedite the flow of cars,” he writes.
Answer:
Brian Kemper, interim city traffic engineer with the Seattle Department of Transportation, says state law doesn’t distinguish between a “neighborhood traffic circle and a larger roundabout.”
“Consequently, a driver must go counterclockwise around a traffic circle when turning left or stay to the right of the circle when proceeding straight through the intersection. However, we recognize that there are some instances when drivers turning left may need to turn in front of the circle, for example, when they are operating a large truck. Turning left in front of a traffic circle can be safely performed if the driver exercises reasonable care and yields to pedestrians, bicyclists, and oncoming traffic,” Kemper says.
Monday, October 5 is the deadline to register online or by mail if you want to vote in the statewide November 3rd election. Register here. https://wei.secstate.wa.gov/osos/secure/pages/Onlinevoterregistration.aspx Check your address here. http://wei.secstate.wa.gov/OSOS/VoterVault/Pages/MyVote.aspx
Ballots will be mailed out between October 14 and October 16.
This election, Referendum 71 http://approvereferendum71.org/ asks voters to approve or reject the domestic partnership law that was passed this spring by the Legislature and signed by Gov. Gregoire. Vote “approved” on Referendum 71 to preserve the domestic partnership law. Every Vote Counts! Are you registered to vote? Is your voter registration address current? If not, act now!
Approve71.org
West Seattle, Washington
16 Wednesday
