In other news: USPS now requires you to send large volumes of junk mail if you want to mail a gift home to your mom for the holidays.
(that’s a joke for those who don’t have the internet humor plugin installed – firefox only)
Seriously though, chase taking a big crap on everybody who doesn’t have $1500 in their checking account right before xmas. That’s gotta be worth some type of robber baron award.
