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January 6, 2009 at 3:25 am #653369
mellaw6565MemberOk – here’s one:
I’ve got a girl
who lives on a hill
She won’t do it
but her sister will…
January 6, 2009 at 3:30 am #653370
JenVMemberTube Snake Boogie!
January 6, 2009 at 3:30 am #653371
pigeonmomParticipantTubesnake Boogie Zz top
January 6, 2009 at 3:32 am #653372
pigeonmomParticipantDang cell phone connection
January 6, 2009 at 3:33 am #653373
mellaw6565MemberLOL – good on ya JenV!
January 6, 2009 at 4:03 am #653374
addParticipantWell, I have to lean towards early 80s – and even late 70s, which this one is from:
I’m all tuned in, I see all the programmes
I save coupons from packets of tea
I’ve got my giant hit discoteque album
I empty a bottle and I feel a bit free
January 6, 2009 at 4:15 am #653375
flowerpetalMemberLost in the Supermarket, Clash!
January 6, 2009 at 4:35 am #653376
wingmeMembersnowman to snowwoman: i only have ice for you.
January 6, 2009 at 4:39 am #653377
addParticipantOK, gonna have to dig deeper – i’m out of town so don’t have access to my old cassette tapes for inspiration, so it might be a few days. :)
And, for the record, I still do love “I Melt With You” by Modern English, it’s on my ipod!
January 6, 2009 at 5:19 am #653378
flowerpetalMemberMe too. But there is this trippy flower child kinda version that was released a few years ago which I am fond of too. And I regret to have been told that Taco Time used the music in an ad about some melty cheesey thing. Sigh.
January 6, 2009 at 5:42 am #653379
addParticipantI hate when the good music ends up in cheesy (no pun intended) commercials, like “I Can See For Miles” for an allergy drug. Ugh!
January 6, 2009 at 4:46 pm #653380
ZenguyParticipantSince this thread is so random, I don’t really feel like I am thread jacking. This goes with using slogans for other purposes…and is pretty funny.
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff
meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one
pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the
benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting
was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans.
The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for
other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were
acceptable.
About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top
10 List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went
very well for everyone! The top 10 were:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.
8. Viagra, like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs.
January 6, 2009 at 4:49 pm #653381
ZenguyParticipantAnd one of my fav songs of the eighties is a little off the beaten path.
Did I ask you for your love?
Did I ask you for your dedication?
I don’t want, I don’t want your love.
I don’t want, I don’t want your affection!
But I’ve got to have the car
I need it for the weekend.
I’ve got to have the stereo,
And a couple of deletions
I’ve got to have the freezer
Put some fun back in my eating (?)
I’ve got to have it all until I’m complete!
January 6, 2009 at 5:08 pm #653382
JoBParticipantJanuary 6, 2009 at 5:15 pm #653383
flowerpetalMemberJanuary 6, 2009 at 5:16 pm #653384
mellaw6565MemberZenguy – OMG – the viagra is too funny! Thanks for the morning laugh:)
January 6, 2009 at 10:24 pm #653385
ZenguyParticipantWhat did the snowman say to snowwoman? “Baby, why do you have to be so cold?”
January 7, 2009 at 3:50 am #653386
JeannieParticipantWhat did the snowman say to the snow-woman? “Gawd, you are frigid!”
What did the snow-woman reply? “How dare you–you’ve sure got some snow-balls!”
What was the snowman’s retort? “Take a chill pill, you flake!”
January 7, 2009 at 4:11 am #653387
wingmeMembersnowman to snow-woman: are those high beams or are you happy to see me?
January 7, 2009 at 4:21 am #653388
wingmeMemberoops, my bad…(that’s what happens when you talk on the phone and try to type a funny at the same time). snowman to snow-woman: are those high beams from being cold or are you happy to see me? :/
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