Do you have an apple tree dropping fruit all over yr yard? Don’t you hate that? Me too. But I can fix it. I’ll come over and take all you apples for you! No more mess! See, I’m trying to get a coupla bushels together to make a batch of hard cider.
Bump for all you folks who are like, “hey, it’s saturday, i wanna be productive, and stuff.” i can help! i’ll come over and get yr apples — and clean up the gunky ones already on the ground — and you can take all the credit. and i’ll bring you some delicious adult-type cider when it’s done.