Rant – Kids “Off-Leash”

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    What The
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    I just went up to the Alaska Junction and was appalled at the number of children “off-leash”!

    To clarify…I would never blame the children as I would hate to see them taken in by child protective services. This rant solely belongs to “YOU” the parents of said children! You know who you are…the ones whose kids run freely and happily about, laugh, smile at strangers and point at funny looking people (like myself), etc…

    When will WS ever accommodate the masses of “little people” and allow us “big people” a place where we can roam free of ridicule and innocent banter?

    #657746

    datamuse
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    To complete the satire, you should have one of the children bite a dog…

    #657747

    What The
    Member

    I will be happy the day I don’t find any diapers in my recycle bin!!! :)

    #657748

    inactive
    Member

    And, with that WT and datamuse, I can log off for the evening!

    LOL

    LOL

    LOL!

    #657749

    Zenguy
    Participant

    Funniest post I have seen in a while, thanks.

    #657750

    JenV
    Member

    you know, it’s all fun and games – but do you have any idea how many of those little people came from baby mills?

    #657751

    DavidF
    Participant

    And some of them weren’t born in West Seattle, and live on the East side of 35th!

    #657752

    flowerpetal
    Member

    And some of them are likely the direct result of a Stimulus Plan!

    #657753

    Irukandji
    Participant

    JenV – those breeders ought be both punished and ashamed.

    #657754

    JoB
    Participant

    flowerpetal

    LOL.. stimulus plan?

    i expect a baby bump in mid september:)

    #657755

    karen
    Participant

    I know you all mean this for fun but I have to get this off of my chest.

    I love my children as if they were my own pets. MY children always behave off leash and they love dogs. They are completely under my control at all times. If they sometimes seem a little loud or happy, well that’s just their nature and you should be more accepting of them. OK, so sometimes I leave a diaper behind, but really – who doesn’t? I should be allowed to take my children anywhere I can take my dog, after all, they are just as clean.

    Maybe a little tolerance is needed from you big people!

    (Tongue firmly in cheek!)

    #657756

    CountingCoup
    Member

    Lions Tigers and Children ~ Oh my….

    Hopefully they are all up to date on their shots…

    #657757

    Garden_nymph
    Member

    Flowerpetal, Indeed, I bet many ARE likely a direct result of a stimulus, but was it PLANNED?

    #657758

    What The
    Member

    I went to The Shadowland tonight and could have sworn that the waitress asked me “would you like some cracked black poodle for your seizure salad”?…

    #657759

    JoB
    Participant

    thanks to you all for the belly laugh …

    #657760

    rs261
    Member

    remember to have them spayed or neutered.

    #657761

    Irukandji
    Participant

    My kid has mange. What’s the best treatment? And how do I get him to stop eating poop?

    #657762

    JoB
    Participant

    irukandji..

    pick up after him faster:)

    #657763

    AlkiRagdoll
    Participant

    Dang — I knew that was you. Why cant you keep your kids on a leash? Now you have ruined it for me when i walk my kits. We were walking my cats through the junction (on their leash) and my cats turned to me an screeched that they wanted to run off and play with your kids. Up until that they were playing very well in the same sandbox. Now they wont go anywhere on a leash…. somone always has to ruin it for the rest of us.

    #657764

    grr
    Participant

    all this wonderful satire aside…there’s NOTHING worse than children running amuk while parent just go ‘awww..ain’t that cute’.

    ugh.

    #657765

    pigeonmom
    Participant

    I love children, but I can never finish a whole one. *burp*

    #657766

    miws
    Participant

    Well of *course* not, pigeonmom, when you wrap ’em in bacon! ;-)

    Mike

    #657767

    What The
    Member

    Isn’t that called “Kids in a Blanket”???

    #657768

    miws
    Participant

    Yeah, I think so! :-D

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