RANT: Chupacabras tethered to signs/bike racks outside stores

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  • #697687

    Blend
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    good job! Chupys are here and they are queer..so get used to it. I decided to starve my Chupy in hopes that he would eat the tremendous amount of spiders that have invaded our home. He refuses so far but we will see…

    #697688

    hopey
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    I would love to see the WSB Forums’ 100,000th post be on this thread. :)

    #697689

    Garden_nymph
    Member

    I agree, what a milestone it would be, and such a fun thread too!

    #697690

    Blend
    Participant

    I want to divorce my Chupy. He just lays around all day watching Days of Our Lives and The Price is Right. I am getting sick of it. And I tell him do the dishes and he says NO! I need to find me a Chupy with a better attitude.

    #697691

    celeste17
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    Well I don’t think a divorce is possible. Think of the alimony payments. I would think having a lazy Chupy would be better then a chuppy who has money from a divorce (and you know they would win in a divorce court). Just entice it with some scrap metal.

    #697692

    Blend
    Participant

    I will not reward this bad behavior Celeste. I learned this out the hard way :(

    But yes..I have been dealing with this the best I can. I purchased him a Wii..so he can stay fit while playing video games. And stay outta my hair too. He seems to like it. We are on our 8th controller because he keeps putting a hot dog bun around them and scarfing them down. But yah..things are still better than before.

    #697693

    HolyKow
    Member

    I hate dead-beat Chupys…so lame.

    hk

    #697694

    celeste17
    Participant

    Well you can always claim domestic violence against your chuppy. Or claim harassment and then you can get a protection order and then you can bar them from the property and or from approaching you at work. I work for King County Sheriff and unfortunately I see these reports all to often and it is more woman then men seeking the protection orders but there are some men. It so sad to read the reports as to what happens.

    So maybe even though your chuppy is lazy at least you are safe with him.

    #697695

    UnderaTree
    Member

    My chupster came home late, drenched and in need of a bath. He complained that he is itching a lot and just needed to get out and search for some nice clean metal. I wonder if he is itching due to an allergy to the paint in the metal? Does anyone know a place to purchase organic, local metal?

    I love to take care of my Chupie he is like my baby.

    #697696

    BobLoblaw
    Participant

    HI all: Was wondering if you could help. Christmas is coming up and we want to adopt a Chupie for the kids. We hear thousands of people get Chupies for Xmas gifts every year and never regret the decision.

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    Anyhow, sorry if this has been brought up before, but I didn’t want to actually read through the thread (I’m really busy and need to get out in trafic this morning because tings aren’t messed up enough for my tastes): Where is the closest place to adopt a Chupie? It seems like they are pretty good deal, what with the one-time adoption fee being all that’s needed for a lifetime investment?

    Edit: I see I misspelled ‘things’ up above as ‘tings.’ I will come back and edit it later when I’m not so busy. You can call off the Grandma Nazis.

    #697697

    JoB
    Participant

    the grandma nazis were napping with their chupies ;->

    #697698

    Blend
    Participant

    I would advise against getting a chupy off of Craigslist. There is a man on there who is getting them for free and charging huge adoption fees for them. These chupys are usually sick and will demand you get them HBO and large buckets of popcorn. They are lazy and a hassle and will be more trouble than they are worth!

    #697699

    BobLoblaw
    Participant

    But what about the children?

    #697700

    JoB
    Participant

    my chupies don’t have children.

    responsible pet owners neuter

    #697701

    Vanessa
    Participant

    Remember back in the good old days, when going to the mall was an event? And one of the highlights was going to the pet store and looking at those cute little chupies right in the store front window….Do I even need to remind all of you, that those adorable little ugly babies came from chupie-mills…..they’re bred in little metal cages and grow up with bad teeth and terrible hip dysplasia. So if you’re thinking about getting one for Halloween or Xmas, make sure you know where they’re from.

    #697702

    sam-c
    Participant

    mine has saved a bunch of money (allowance from chores). can any-one recommend a bank that will allow a chupy to hang in the bank lobby AND open a bank account ?

    #697703

    ws4ever
    Member

    A few of the banks appeared to have hired robots, so avoid these banks. Drool from your chupy may cause the metallic parts to seize up.

    #697704

    UnderaTree
    Member

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

    To all our Ever Lovin’, Ever lazy, Ever Hungry munchy metal-a-bunch of chupsters. Thanks for the memories and all of the chupy grins this year.

    #697705

    Vanessa
    Participant

    Happy Chupy New Year!!! Thanks UnderaTree for keeping the ChupyThread alive and hopefully into 2011. I love this blog…

    #697706

    WSMom
    Member

    http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/40948849/ns/local_news-louisville_ky/

    “A hairless what? Scientists solve chupacabra mystery. Animal shot in Nelson County confirmed not legendary ‘goat sucker’ creature “

    The Chupy legend lives on…

    #697707

    BUMP! HELLO 2012!!!!!!!!!!

    #697708

    JanS
    Participant

    hey, Todd…how the he11 are ya?

    #697709

    I lurk, then pop up at the most inopportune times.

    #697710

    Vanessa
    Participant

    I repeat, HAPPY CHUPY NEW YEAR!

    #697711

    JoB
    Participant

    Happy chupy New Year..

    some trends are well worth repeating

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