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August 3, 2010 at 1:02 am #697662
UnderaTreeMemberTomorrow night me and the Chupster are going out to the block party. Our side dish will include a snack of nuts and bolts for him. I am going to wear the new dress he gave me.
August 3, 2010 at 2:57 am #697663
BlendParticipantwell aren’t you civilized. I am jealous as I sit here watching my chupanator scratch his butt and watch Sponge Bob.
August 3, 2010 at 4:14 am #697664
ToddinWestwoodMemberwow, I kind of feel like Dr Frankenstein right now. “Its alive, alive alive!”
August 3, 2010 at 5:34 am #697665
UnderaTreeMemberWe is only wishin we was civilized. I have him chained to the telephone pole. He had ate all the bolts and nuts for tomorrow, plus chewed into the lawn mower and took off the bumper on the neighbors truck. He is so grounded right now.
August 3, 2010 at 5:51 am #697666
ws4everMemberYes, Todd, it’s lurching along still! Bolts (and nuts) at the neck. Thanks for starting this many-act improv. Are you selling rights to Arts West?
August 3, 2010 at 7:05 pm #697667
BlendParticipantmy Chupa is Pure Bred he is NO FrankenChupa!! I paid top dollar at the breeder to make sure he wasn’t crossed with a poodle or something. I know they make them for people with allergies but I will just carry a box of tissues and love him like he is.
August 17, 2010 at 11:33 pm #697668
celeste17ParticipantMy Chuppy baked me a cake today for my birthday. Unfortunately he made it out of metal and only he could eat it. But the thought is what counts.
August 18, 2010 at 4:35 am #697669
Garden_nymphMemberMy birthday wish for you is that we get this thread to 200! Happy Birthday!
August 18, 2010 at 4:38 am #697670
BlendParticipanthappwey birweh day from alki cab girl’sew chupyeqchabra…
…that was from my Chupy he really wanted to type that himself!!
August 18, 2010 at 4:43 am #697671
Garden_nymphMemberWell done Alki Cab Co!
August 18, 2010 at 4:47 am #697672
celeste17ParticipantI had to have a reason to post on this thread to see how high we could get the postings. I had to search some as it had fallen some. We can’t have that now can we. We must post. LOL :)
August 19, 2010 at 12:56 am #697673
UnderaTreeMemberMy ChupiePoo got chuboom boomed yesterday and won’t come out from under his tree. He be so scared of the noise. I offered him more nuts and bolts as a snack. He snatched them up and gulped ’em down. He is looking for more booms, I can tell. His raggedy ears are to the ground.
August 19, 2010 at 2:47 am #697674
BlendParticipantmy Chupy hates when people try and advertise on the West Seattle Blog without permission. He gets so mad I have to calm him down by showing him a cat stuck in a tree. Then he tries everything to get the cat out. What usually ends up working is his stinky tuna breath is mistaken for a treat and the cat comes down and licks him on the mouth. Then they are friends for life and I have to rent Goonies for them to watch.
August 19, 2010 at 5:41 pm #697675
celeste17ParticipantMy Chupy refuses for us to be seen supporting businesses that advertise here on the blog without doing it properly.
August 24, 2010 at 5:14 am #697676
ToddinWestwoodMemberAugust 24, 2010 at 5:42 am #697677
inactiveMemberWell, thank you very much for reminding me, ToddinWestwood!
I have been meaning to share that today I discovered my chupie is wild about the Sweet Tea now being served up at Uncle Mike’s Barbecue in White Center. Should mention that he thought the greens were incredible – not too salty, not overcooked, he said. Just right.
We’ll be going back! But not until the crowds subside. Crowds make him a little too edgy.
August 24, 2010 at 4:22 pm #697678
BlendParticipantgreat. Everyones Chupy is so civilized!! While mine is out starting boat fires that go BANG!!
August 24, 2010 at 5:28 pm #697679
ws4everMemberMine says he is staying awake until Santa gets here. Chupy year = 3 days, so his eyes glaze and he dozes off if I explain. Suggests I get job as sleep therapist. Harrumph. Santa’s sleigh may arrive late this year.
August 24, 2010 at 7:17 pm #697680
inactiveMemberNot to worry AlkiCabCompany. The truth is that the chupie was gnawing off the bolts on hubcaps of new Uncle Mike’s customers parked outside Can’t have that on the first couple of Opening Days, of all days. So I think I’ll just take him down to one of the industry sites still in need of cleanup on our Duwamish River/ Super Fund Site till the chupie-shy, BBQ/veggie fans check out WC. Couldn’t be more convenient really and lots of rusty debris still available with no one to scare off.
August 24, 2010 at 7:59 pm #697681
celeste17ParticipantMy Chuppy was eating me out of house and home so I finally gave up trying to survive on unemployment and got a temporary job (4 months) to try to put some money away to pay for his feeding habits. And we won’t even go into his shopping habits. I have no idea where he is getting his money but sure wish he would pay for some of his own “food” fiasco’s.
August 24, 2010 at 8:22 pm #697682
inactiveMemberCeleste17, dear –
Not sure I want to be the one who brings it up, but might yours be involved in the C.C.C.C.C. ( Chupacabra Chump-Change Copper Cooperative)? I’m no expert, but they mostly barter amongst themselves for weird copper car parts and “found” other metals, but some clever chuppies like yours have learned how to market their finds for pennies via Twitter. It could add up for the go-getters in the collective. Might want to check on whether your little fella’ has opened a PayPal account? Just s thought.
September 1, 2010 at 7:07 am #697683
UnderaTreeMemberHere it is, end of summer. Ah, the Chumpy Chupies have had a good summer in W. Seattle. I am really happy I have my very own Chup to keep me company in the coming dark days of winter. Like today. August 31! We are thinking of raising money from his chupy scat. I hope the C.C.C.C.C. will accept used metal.
September 1, 2010 at 10:58 am #697684
celeste17ParticipantMy Mom and I decided to go on vacation to Boston (really about 40 minutes outside Boston). I hired a chuppy sitter to make sure my chuppy remained happy (after all you don’t want to leave them alone to long). We arrived here at the hotel on Saturday evening to find a startling site. There was my Chuppy sitting outside the hotel with a crowd around him staring at the pile of metal he had already consumed. Looking around all I could see were destroyed cars. I told him what a bad chuppy he was and that he was grounded. He just looked at me and gave me the yea right look.
He must have booked a flight as a pet and disguised himself as an ugly dog and got a non-stop flight to Boston and then got himself to Raynham. I haven’t heard anything about an emergency landing anywhere on the east coast so he somehow kept himself in check in the plane.
All I can say is he is getting himself back to Seattle on his own. If he can make it here by himself he can go home by himself.
See no chuppy, hear no chuppy, speak no chuppy.
Having fun on my vacation
September 3, 2010 at 6:27 am #697685
PibalParticipantTook my wife’s chupy for a walk on the Boeing Field ramp this past week. There was almost no containing him when we approached the new 747-8. He saw all that metal and started drooling like there was no tomorrow.
Then I took him down to the 787 and he started to wimper and cry. This big beautiful airplane, he says, and it’s all made out of composites – not a rivet to eat in sight. He made me to take him back to the 747-8. He was so in awe he lost his appetite!
(The next post will be the big winner! Who will it be?)
September 3, 2010 at 7:14 am #697686
Garden_nymphMemberYay! We did it; this thread got to 200! ;)
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