Improvements that ain't (2): Coated french fries

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  • #603349

    DBP
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    Did I miss the memo? — You know, the one they sent out to restaurants announcing that real french fries are out and new “coated fries” are in?

    What the hell was wrong with real fries anyway? Just plain spuds sliced up thick (with skins on), deep-fried and delivered piping hot to the table. They were already perfect. Mm!

    “Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure.”

    So what are these mushy, overseasoned planks of synthetic crud that look like a 7th-grade science experiment?

    —Thanks a lot, Monsanto.

     

     

     

    I found myself at the Rocksport the other day, with a craving. I’d never been there before, but I could tell they were trying to be trendy, so when I inquired about the fries, I was very explicit:

    “Do you have regular old french fries?” I asked the waitress. “I mean . . . the GOOD kind.”

    Unfortunately, she’d already gotten the memo.

    “We have yummy-sprinkle-sparkle-seasoned-crispy-coated-batter-fries. They’re delicious. Everyone loves them.”

    “No, thanks,” I said pointedly. “I don’t like that kind.”

    “You know, I really miss the old fries,” I continued.

    But she was already gone.

     

    #758928

    guidosmom
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    Try Loretta’s in South Park. They have plain old fashioned fries, from real potatoes, nothing fancy. They are delicious. Their veggie tav burgers are very good as well, and I’ve been told by meat eaters the meat version is just as good.

    #758929

    waterworld
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    Elliott Bay Brewery has great fries — no sparkly coating.

    #758930

    redblack
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    ww: but you have to specify – emphatically – if you want non-seasoned fries at EBB.

    i don’t like anything but ketchup between me and my french-fried ‘taters. okay, maybe some salt.

    DP: i know it was a lark, but i have an opinion regarding your choice of dining establishments. i’m loath to let it fly in this venue.

    #758931

    JanS
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    redblack…you don’t like mayo with your fries?

    #758932

    redblack
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    jan: no.

    tartar? if it’s good tartar alongside a piece of breaded white fish, i might take an occasional dip.

    but ketchup is the man. or a man. or something.

    #758933

    JanS
    Participant

    lol… when I was stationed in Frankfurt, Germany lo those many, many years ago, there was always pommes frites mit mayo..learned to really like it then…but the mayo there is different than the mayo here..

    #758934

    JoB
    Participant

    hubby likes the new batter dipped fries

    i am a purist

    given no other option

    i ask for soup instead

    #758935

    linda
    Participant

    And as someone dealing with a wheat allergy, I am horrified at this trend. Yet one more item which I can’t just order off a menu and know I can eat. One giant step backwards in my opinion and one more question I have to ask before I can indulge.

    (But even without the wheat allergy, I’d still be a purist. Just give me the hot fries with salt and, when in the mood, some ketchup for dipping. Or the fries at Sunfish with their tartar sauce.)

    #758936

    DBP
    Member

    Fries at Lorettas = unadulterated and tasty. But also slightly overcooked, perhaps because they’re sliced too thin. (But there are still plenty of other good reasons to go to Loretta’s. Thanks, guidosmom.)

    Fries at West Seattle Fish Co. = Good

    Spuds = Still good

    Zippy’s = ??? (Can’t remember. Therefore, probably blah.)

    Luna Park = Useta be good. Now bad. (Shakes still good, though.)

    Triangle Pub in W.C. = Same as Luna. Useta be good. Now bad.

     

     

    Dick’s is another example of how NOT to do fries. Sure, they’re all natural. But they’re also all greasy. (Pronounced: GREE-zee). Dick’s fries are just one small notch above the extruded starch tubes they sell at that awful Scottish restaurant.

    What was the name of the joint again?

    Oh yeah. McDonald’s.

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