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  • #590332

    NewGuy
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    As spring break is in full swing, I took my little ones to the zoo the other day. Imagine my horror as my daughter pointed out the “aroused elephant” on display.

    How could I have best responded to her natural curiousity?

    Discuss.

    #662953

    JanS
    Participant

    oh, that’s a good question. Not knowing how old your little one is – well, I suppose it would depend. You might have said to her that it is just his “little boy parts”, and never, even approach what is actually happening, i.e., sex. Sometimes the simplest answer is the best…they don’t need detail.

    I remember going to the zoo, walking past one of the large cat displays, where they were right in the middle of “the act” noises and all, and the sweet gramma who was dragging her grandson away as fast as she could while he was asking “Gramma, what’re they doing?”…at the top of his voice. Was a pretty humorous scene.

    And don’t get me started on the tortoises getting it on…..wow, is all I can say – lol.

    So, NewGuy…what DID you say?

    #662954

    Anonymous
    Inactive

    First things first NewGuy. Elephants are as easily aroused as any other marsupial, and it is the peak of marsupial dating season right now.

    “I’m a grower, not a show-er” – I saw that on craigslist once.

    Second, didn’t they give you zooblinders at the gate when you went in? They’re a great tool to keep the kids from witnessing spring fever, and look like zebra, monkey, oscelot, lemur, and elephant. They won’t even realize they’re missing something because they’re having so much fun being their favorite zoo animal!

    #662955

    Erik
    Participant

    I remember seeing the lions going at it when I was a little kid.

    Told my momma “hey look, the lions are humpin!”

    #662956

    RainyDay1235
    Member

    Tell her the truth. Better to hear the facts from the start than rumors later on (and those start early!). “Honey, that elephant is a boy and that is his penis. She’ll say “oh,okay – can we go see the penguins now?”

    #662957

    Anonymous
    Inactive

    I disagree with eyeglasses. There’s enough opportunity in the future to be honest. Right now you need to provide moderated answers to questions kids are too young to fully comprehend.

    Besides, it makes you appear to have all the answers which is key as you need to enjoy parenting while you can, knowing that they’ll turn into teenagers and everything you do makes you look like a fat balding idiot with body odor.

    #662958

    JanS
    Participant

    RainyDay..exactly…keep it simple. While we think, OMG, now I have to explain, they just want a simple answer, and then move on :) Come to think of it, I’m the same way, too, sometimes :)

    #662959

    NewGuy
    Member

    Um hmm…”can we go see the penguin’s penis now”? I foresee this as piquing her interest unnecessarily so. First it’s the elephant, then the penguins. Ohmylanta, we’ll have to bypass the monkey house altogether.

    #662960

    austin
    Member

    “Zookeeper Zookeeper those monkeys are killing each other!”

    #662961

    Irukandji
    Participant

    Grab yourself a copy of the fabulous book “First Comes Love”.

    Age-appropriate factual info is the way to go. What’s he doing? “He’s up to the business of making babies. Ugly business, eh? Think you’ll ever do that?” Roll camera! Play video over and over again when curious child hits 13.

    #662962

    Anonymous
    Inactive

    ……and when they’re 13 they’ll throw the VHS tape at you and continue to not do their homework.

    #662963

    CatP
    Member

    Well now, all of the elephants at the Woodland Park Zoo (and Point Defiance, also, if I’m not mistaken) are FEMALE, so I don’t know what you were seeing, but it sure wasn’t a penis!

    One time at WPZ we watched a pair of giraffes mating. A little awkward, but very impressive tangling of anatomy.

    #662964

    trensuela
    Member

    So Cat,

    The zoos are now providing strap-ons for their large mammals? This is strange.

    #662965

    Diane
    Participant

    what a fascinating thread

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    rainyday; you are right on; as a Child Psych, specialize in the wee ones; honest/brief/move on is best; thankfully these days most parents and child care centers teach children real names of body parts; kids are very curious, within limited scope of their understanding; from early stages of learning to speak, many know accurate terminology; by prek, many get how animals mate

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    this thread totally cracked me up when it got to CatP, all elephants are female

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    I searched zoo website; can’t find info; called zoo; waiting call from docent in the know about WPZ elephants

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    it was funny when operator asked what I wanted to know about the elephants; bet they don’t get this question everyday

    #662966

    gunnerddog
    Member

    LL,

    Elephants are not marsupials. They are pachyderms. Secondly, JanS…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDiR7UxI8Ow

    #662967

    JanS
    Participant

    gunnerdog..JanS here…that was Mr. Luigilinguini re:marsupials :)

    #662968

    trensuela
    Member

    I always thought that elephants were marmots myself

    #662969

    gunnerddog
    Member

    My bad

    #662970

    JanS
    Participant

    however…that video…get that little guy some glasses for g-d’s sake.

    and picture him 5 times as big, in the amphibian house at the zoo, and his voice has changed..and they’re getting it on…you have no idea how loud that is – lol..definitely drew a crowd.

    It was a long time ago, but there is actually an archived story somewhere about the giant tortoise at Woodland Park Zoo, falling off while doing the wild thing, and breaking his leg – lol..they actually used a skateboard strapped onto him so he could get around :)

    #662971

    Diane
    Participant

    I just talked with WPZ docent

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    CatP is correct; they only have female elephants; and there are only 3 (I thought there were a lot more)

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    Apparently they are “not set up to accommodate males”

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    so what did NewGuy see that looked like a penis? WPZ docent says, “I have no idea m’am”

    #662972

    angelescrest
    Participant

    So if it’s not elephants, it’s dogs or birds–or their parents. They’re mating; my kids didn’t/don’t question it too much.

    #662973

    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Marsupials, pachyderms – same thing. They all have 4 legs and like spring a little too much.

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