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JoB:
Well, we used to say they pull it out of their ….
But that’s too gross for this very prim board.
Your assessment of what the Petraeus affair really is strikes me as on the mark, but a little abbreviated.
Lessee, Jill Kelley get’s some “annonymous” emails telling her to stay ‘way from my man.
Conveniently, she knows a FBI agent, one who sends her a shirtless photo, who is more than willing to start a FBI investigation into this crime of the century.
Tell me, do you think if you had a similar complaint and took it to the Seattle field office of the FBI, that a full scale investigation would ensue? You do, tell me about it….
The agent, a little upset at the regard that Kelley has for Petraeus, decides that there are vast security breaches going on, that the FBI investigation isn’t getting to the bottome of. He tells Dave Reichert who, true blue American that he is, tells Eric Cantor.
Back at the ranch, it turns out the ram tupping the agents ewe isn’t Petraeus, but Dave’s successor in Afghanistan, John Allen (well, it may be Petraeus, too, but …. stay tuned.)
This is a swinger’s club gone bad!
Where are the photos (pant, pant, pant; hubba, hubba, hubba, hubba)?
Ah, the stoic respectability of our senior military men!
This should leave Bill and Elliott feeling a bit serene.