‘shrooms.
‘shrooms, ‘shrooms, and more-shrooms!
These little guys are hallucinogenic. Did you know that?
If you eat them you won’t have just one trip, you’ll have two.
Do you know what I mean when I say two trips?
Very well. I shall explain it to you.
Your first trip will be to the outer fringes of human consciousness and perception.
Your second trip will be to the bathroom.
Or, depending on how many shrooms you ett, the emergency room.