April 1, 2010 at 7:47 pm
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Hooper if you will get a bumper sticker that says “traffic engineer on board” I’ll think about it.
Engineers say that using cyanide has been shown to significantly reduce death from other causes.
A young engineer was leaving the office at 6 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. “Listen,” said the CEO, “this is important, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?” “Certainly,” said the young engineer. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. “Excellent, excellent!” said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. “I just need one copy.”