WEST SEATTLE SCENE: New name for notorious boat

A reader told us about a new name on the landlocked boat at Don Armeni Boat Ramp, minus photo, so we went by to confirm:

(Apologies to younger readers!)

17 Replies to "WEST SEATTLE SCENE: New name for notorious boat"

  • RS October 23, 2025 (10:40 pm)

    Perfectly executed. Chef’s kiss.Three-hour limit parking strictly enforced. 

    • pelicans October 24, 2025 (12:57 am)

      😉

    • Mellow Kitty October 24, 2025 (6:41 am)

      My question has always been why couldn’t the Professor patch a hole in a boat. Seriously, the guy built a radio and TV with coconuts! 

      • IDC9 October 24, 2025 (2:01 pm)

        If he had been able to do that, there wouldn’t have been a show. But in all seriousness, why couldn’t he have done that? He was quite intelligent.

    • wscommuter October 24, 2025 (12:46 pm)

      Perfect. 

  • 22blades October 24, 2025 (3:13 am)

    Is there word or  plan by the authorities with this eyesore? I saw the customary notice on the hull but when will they cut it up & haul it away? Are we waiting for “the process”?

  • K to the F October 24, 2025 (6:08 am)

    The skipper was not brave and sure. And nearby Marination should serve a special coconut drink until it’s gone.

  • Marina October 24, 2025 (6:31 am)

    That’s amazing 😂

  • Thomas October 24, 2025 (7:11 am)

    A three hour tour…

  • Lola October 24, 2025 (7:19 am)

    Why is this Boat Still Sitting at the Boat Launch?  I just don’t get it.  I thought the Owner Forfeited it?  Why would they not have it moved by now? Is it not the City that now owns it?  The powers that be turn slowly around here.  

  • Chuck Jacobs October 24, 2025 (8:03 am)

    Now I’ve got that song stuck in my head. 

  • LPM October 24, 2025 (8:51 am)

    I think it was defined for more than a 3 hour tour.

  • 22blades October 24, 2025 (8:59 am)

    Is there a plan in place for cutting up & hauling away this eyesore? I see the customary notice on the hull but I seriously think everyone expects no boatowner’s reading it or cares.

  • The Professor October 24, 2025 (10:29 am)

    “The mate was a mighty sailing man
    …skipper brave and sure”  

    He has done his “very best to
    make the others” uncomfortable 
    in
    a deep-water fjord harbor’s nest


  • RS October 24, 2025 (1:35 pm)

    Since it’s not going anywhere, anyone have a 12-ft skeleton with a red polo and a bucket hat? Then there’s surely enough time to move on to inflatable Santa skipper.

  • IDC9 October 24, 2025 (2:02 pm)

    Someone has a good sense of humor! This is brilliant!

  • LWPT November 5, 2025 (1:39 pm)

    BYE BYE GOOEY 👋

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