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  • February 21, 2012 at 1:06 am #745924

    Genesee Hill
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    Juneau Ketchikan?

    Nome Alaska.

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    February 21, 2012 at 2:02 am #745925

    DBP
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    Ya got it, Mike.

    Gen H:

    I know a girl up in Maine.

    (Bangor? I just MET ‘er!)

     

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    February 21, 2012 at 2:05 am #745926

    Genesee Hill
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    DBP;

    That’s a good one. As usual.

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    February 21, 2012 at 2:05 am #745927

    DBP
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    ‘kay, here’s another:

     

     

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    February 21, 2012 at 4:28 pm #745928

    munchkin22
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    Ya almost had me….splitting hairs

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    February 21, 2012 at 4:37 pm #745929

    DBP
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    Oh. You mean like this?

     

     

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    February 21, 2012 at 4:39 pm #745930

    DBP
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    Now here’s one from Mike (in West Seattle):

     

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    February 21, 2012 at 5:14 pm #745931

    miws
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    Wondercat?

    Thanks for posting that, DBP.

    I tried a few times, including yet again yesterday, and ran into problems.

    Mike

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    February 21, 2012 at 5:39 pm #745932

    DBP
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    No fair guessing your own puzzles, Mike. Duh! Exactly how much fun do think SWiWS would be if I guessed all of them myself?

    Anyway, your answer (“Wondercat”) is wrong.

    Clever . . . but wrong.

     

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    February 21, 2012 at 7:40 pm #745933

    miws
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    Aw Crap!

    I thought intentionally guessing wrong was okay. P;us, just think of the thousands of others that were thinking “Wondercat”, who have been saved the embarrassment of being wrong on a public forum…

    Mike

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    February 21, 2012 at 8:34 pm #745934

    365Stairs
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    I would like turkey and chedder on your “cat bread” please?

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    February 21, 2012 at 8:36 pm #745935

    365Stairs
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    So…my wife and her friend went grocery shopping. They drove away (in a jeep cj) a bag of carrots fell in the street…while a cop was following them…

    They didn’t get pulled over for littering…

    The cop just kept driving…he didn’t carrot all…

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    February 22, 2012 at 9:54 pm #745936

    munchkin22
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    OK, my better half says…purrbread.

    Take that Mike! ;>0

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    February 22, 2012 at 9:56 pm #745937

    DBP
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    Munch, you’re closer than you think. You’re half right anyway. Keep trying.

     __-_____ cat

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    February 22, 2012 at 10:00 pm #745938

    munchkin22
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    Ok, we both got it at the same time, thanks to your heavy hint. Shoulda seen it coming….we feel sooooo stupid…oh my…I can’t bring myself to type it. Let someone else discover it.

    I take it back Mike, sorry.

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    February 22, 2012 at 10:05 pm #745939

    miws
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    Purrbread. That’s good!

    Wrong, but good!

    Mike

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    February 22, 2012 at 10:48 pm #745940

    365Stairs
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    MixedBread Cat

    HalfBread Cat

    PissedYouDidntPutFishOnMe Cat

    GetThisF-inBreadOffMe Cat

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    February 23, 2012 at 12:05 am #745941

    DBP
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    You are so close that Alex Trebek would probably give it to you just to avoid further embarrassment.

    Ask yourself: Where is the stupid cat in relation to the stupid bread?

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    February 23, 2012 at 12:06 am #745942

    JanS
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    in bred…

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    February 23, 2012 at 12:14 am #745943

    miws
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    Jan FTW! :-)

    Mike

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    February 23, 2012 at 12:17 am #745944

    DBP
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    Oh thank God! Jan, if ONLY I had a third kidney . . . and it was already in the Fridge ready to go . . .

    Other people knew the answer to this one, but for some reason they decided to prolong the agony. For all of us.

       

     

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    February 23, 2012 at 2:52 am #745945

    Hawkeye
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    A conservative, a moderate and a liberal walk into a bar.

    Bartender says, “Hi Mitt!”

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    February 23, 2012 at 3:38 am #745946

    ws4ever
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    DBP: Snarky or scoffing isn’t really all that funny. Re your bombed joke, that’s just in crappy taste. Yep, crappy taste. I thought of replying earlier but didn’t want to be rude. Racist jabs just spread ignorance and encourage depersonalization of a group. Enter bullying, verbal attacks and interpersonal violence. And, no, I’m not being too sensitive. Hate ain’t humorous in a public forum.

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    February 23, 2012 at 6:38 am #745947

    DBP
    Member

    Yeah, ws4, you could be right about me.

    I know I’ve pissed off various people on this forum at one time or another. That’s because I take risks. Just like you’re taking one now by speaking your mind. For which I applaud you, by the way. Even though I disagree with you.

    Do you wanna talk about racism? Start another thread, and I’ll join it. No joking.

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    February 24, 2012 at 5:20 am #745948

    ws4ever
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    Not a lasting judgment about a person, just about the “joke” about Islam. BTW, I’m not Muslim but have the privilege of knowing kind people who are.

    Curious, please specify how you disagree. Thanks, I’ll just continue in this thread. Agreed, there are creepy people in any culture or religion: I am a bit sensitized to bashing any group just because they’re presently an easy target.

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