Politicalisms

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2012 is election year in the US , Russia , China . France , Egypt , Mexico , Taiwan , Venezuela , Kuwait

and about 30 other countries around the world, so the following quotes are in order. . .

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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

~Aesop, Greek slave & fable author

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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being

governed by those who are dumber.

~Plato, ancient Greek Philosopher

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Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even

where there is no river.

~Nikita Khrushchev, Russian Soviet politician

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When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I’m

beginning to believe it.

~Quoted in ‘Clarence Darrow for the Defense’ by Irving Stone.

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Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the

tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.

~John Quinton, American actor/writer

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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign

funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

~Oscar Ameringer, “the Mark Twain of American Socialism.”

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The Democrats are the party that says government will make you

smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn.

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The Republicans are the party that says government doesn’t work and

then they get elected and prove it.

~P.J. O’Rourke, American comedian

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I offered my opponents a deal: “if they stop telling lies about me, I

will stop telling the truth about them”.

~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952..

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A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.

~ Texas Guinan. 19th century American businessman

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I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to

be left to the politicians.

~Charles de Gaulle, French general & politician

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Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be

better to change the locks.

~Doug Larson (English middle-distance runner who won gold medals at

the 1924 Olympic Games in Paris , 1902-1981)

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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

~ Variously attributed to Will Rogers and George Bernard Shaw

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