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April 7, 2009 at 12:22 am #590410
AnonymousInactiveFill in the blank:
Murray is a human musical instrument; he makes music by blowing his ______.
April 7, 2009 at 3:14 am #663578
cjboffoliParticipantCharles Nelson Reilly writes: NOSE
April 7, 2009 at 3:15 am #663579
CarolPBMembernose (?) duh??
April 7, 2009 at 3:35 am #663580
AnonymousInactiveCorrect!
April 7, 2009 at 4:15 am #663581
AnonymousInactiveNext one.
What do Dean Martin and a prune have in common? The answer, they are both ______.
April 7, 2009 at 4:18 am #663582
trensuelaMemberApril 7, 2009 at 4:19 am #663583
AnonymousInactiveNope, not blank!
April 7, 2009 at 4:42 am #663584
miwsParticipantApril 7, 2009 at 4:46 am #663585
AnonymousInactiveBINGO!
Next one!
Farmer Brown said “I never should have hired that midget farm hand, he is so short, he has to stand on his tiptoes to _______.”
April 7, 2009 at 4:53 am #663586
pigeonmomParticipantFannie Flag says, milk the cow.
April 7, 2009 at 4:55 am #663587
AnonymousInactiveWooooooo! That was fast. Seems like you’ve seen or heard that one before.
Okay, next one:
Dumb Doris is so dumb when the doctor told her she had a tapeworm in her stomach, to get rid of the worm she swallowed a _____.
April 7, 2009 at 5:00 am #663588
pigeonmomParticipantNipsey Russell goes for a match with, a live trout.
April 7, 2009 at 5:01 am #663589
miwsParticipantWooo Hoo! I got one right!
A bit of a side note. Last Wednesday, The Price is Right had a special April Fool’s Day episode.
Amongst the many out of the ordinary things they did through out the show, was to at least twice, play the Match Game theme music in place of what they’d normally play.
Mike
April 7, 2009 at 5:12 am #663590
AnonymousInactiveHAHA! The choppy wah-wah pedal bouncy game show music. Man, I miss that stuff……..wait!
http://www.imeem.com/webomaniac/music/hjxqDzLa/match-game-theme/
Internet, you enhance our lives thusly.
Okay – next one:
Jolly Green Giant said “My wife won’t let me go to New York anymore because after my last trip she looked through my suitcase and found the Statue of Liberty’s _______.
April 7, 2009 at 5:16 am #663591
trensuelaMemberPhoto
April 7, 2009 at 5:19 am #663592
cjboffoliParticipantElkie Sommers’ card has TORCH crossed out and CROWN written underneath
April 7, 2009 at 5:21 am #663593
AnonymousInactiveNothing can get by this intellectual webnet. Correct!
Okay – one more then initiating power down sleep time mode:
Gloria said “Last night I think my husband was dreaming about being a submarine captain, all night long he kept yelling _______.”
April 7, 2009 at 5:28 am #663594
inactiveMemberPeriscope up!
April 7, 2009 at 5:29 am #663595
AnonymousInactiveSpoken like a true harbor seal. CORRECT!
Okay this time is for real:
Barry said “My wife treats me like a horse, last week we went to a nudist camp and she made me wear a ______.”
April 7, 2009 at 5:33 am #663596
inactiveMemberpair of blinders?
April 7, 2009 at 5:36 am #663597
AnonymousInactivewestseattledood for the WIN.
Okay – for real this time:
Jane said “Last night Tarzan screamed because he got a dart blow onto his _______.”
April 7, 2009 at 5:43 am #663598
Bikefor1MemberThat sentence is not well written. Even if you correct blow to blown it’s not quite right.
“Last night Tarzan screamed because a blowdart hit him on his __________”
April 7, 2009 at 11:04 am #663599
celeste17ParticipantBrett Sommers says Butt
April 7, 2009 at 1:40 pm #663600
AnonymousInactiveBrett Sommers – the lady with the gigantic glasses – swarms in for the WIN.
Next one:
Brenda said to her son, “It’s not true that I wanted a daughter instead of you. Now shut up and put on your ______.”
April 7, 2009 at 1:49 pm #663601
celeste17ParticipantFannie Flagg said pants.
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