OK you can stop holding your breath now. I’m back.
First, I’d like to take the opportunity to thank each and every one of you who has been ignoring me and not reading my posts. Momentum has been building, and I look forward to the day when there are clubs and special interest groups devoted to not reading what I write.
“Say, did you not read that piece that DBP posted yesterday? Quite a long one I understand.”
“You mean the one where he was talking about the West S . . .”
“—Whoa. WHOA! Wait a minute dude. I thought you said you DIDN’T read it. What’s going on here?”
“Oh no, man. Of COURSE I didn’t actually READ it. I just heard some other people talking about it. That’s all.”
“Whew! Look, man. Don’t scare me like that again, OK?”