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  • #589031

    cruiser
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    This is ridiculous, where the hell are my socks???

    I think they might be downstairs. But with all this arctic weather how can I reach them? Maybe I should just stay bare foot?

    I was thinking maybe I could use the stairs but they maybe still slippy from the dog. The dog slipped earlier and she has 4×4 (four leg drive)….but no chains. The kid slipped earlier too, but I put that down to the peppermint schnapps.

    I’d thought of going out onto the back deck and walking around to the front of the house, through the front door …..but maybe it hasn’t been sanded yet, despite all the property tax I pay!!!

    I mean there’s nothing on King5 about my yard so what the hell am I gonna do?? The city has abandoned me,the president(both of them)have abandoned me arghhhhhhhhhh.

    I mean am I supposed to grow a pair down below and think for myself?

    ps I’m trying to pry my tongue away from my cheek (it’s stuck too but that’s another story)

    pps send more peppermint schnapps,the kid will be back sooooooon

    #650328

    mellaw6565
    Member

    Your socks are on the homeless guys feet getting put to good use!

    #650329

    miws
    Participant

    cruiser, I admit, I’ve never had kids, so I’m the last person that should be giving parental advice, but I have to say that I’m quite appalled at the thought of you giving your kid Peppermint Schnapps!

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    Peach Schnapps is MUCH better! ;-)

    Mike

    #650330

    celeste17
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    You should let them drink Kahlua. Its a coffee drink so they would be all wound up on caffeine and Alcohol.

    #650331

    ellenater
    Member

    cruiser isn’t giving the kids the Schnapps. It’s to get hammered before they get home! Or it’s to kill the pain of the fact that they are coming home soon.

    #650332

    PDieter
    Participant

    This HAS GOT TO BE an Irish thing

    #650333

    karen
    Participant

    C’mon guys. Give Cruiser a break. I’m sure Peppermint Schnapps is only for the holidays. Peach would be much healthier, obviously, it should count as a fruit, right?

    #650334

    Ken
    Participant

    That reminds me. I have cleaned out my liquor cabinet (when I ran out of the annual bottle of Makers Mark) and I have a collection of bizarre stuff my brother in law brought back from eastern Europe. Some of it only has a very small amount gone but I am not going to put any more in my mouth ever again.

    I guess I will make up a gift box for my local alcoholic and snag him on his daily trek to the store for beer.

    I am told these are “acquired tastes”

    Before it goes, anyone (over 21) like mead, grappa or cloud berry liquor?

    I have not even opened the mead.

    #650335

    ellenater
    Member

    I’m dying to see if anyone takes you up on this…

    #650336

    Zenguy
    Participant

    Cloud Berry Liqueur just sounds revolting.

    #650337

    Ken
    Participant

    cloud berry liqueur (my spell checker was no help) looks nice and honey orange, smells sweet and fruity, and is quite possibly the nastiest thing I have ever put in my mouth. The aftertaste is aged cough syrup.

    I have to assume versions from western and Scandinavian countries might taste better but this one is Estonian.

    #650338

    squareeyes
    Participant

    Mmmm, grappa! Definitely an acquired taste. Not that I’m asking for it…this is the year of the scotch love-fest.

    #650339

    Cait
    Participant

    Mead is great! What are you doin’ not drinking that!!!

    #650340

    cruiser
    Member

    Paul,very much so:)

    #650341

    HunterG
    Participant

    Did your socks have little blue flowers on them, if they did, I may have them. ;)

    #650342

    PDieter
    Participant

    if they smell like guinness they’re cruiser’s.

    #650343

    celeste17
    Participant

    Did they have Christmas Tree’s on them? If so, my cat chewed them up.

    #650344

    inactive
    Member

    If they are crew socks with holes around the big toes, I polished my furniture with ’em.

    #650345

    Zenguy
    Participant

    My socks!

    #650346

    JoB
    Participant

    cruiser.. are your feet that tender? it isn’t even freezing now:)

    #650347

    cruiser
    Member

    Phew, found them:) Thanks all. Now where’s me shovel?

    #650348

    Zenguy
    Participant

    It is under the snow.

    #650349

    miws
    Participant

    cruiser, is that a “phew” of relief in finding them, or a reaction to finding them via your olfactory sense?

    Mike

    #650350

    JoB
    Participant

    if you walk around in your socks in the general vicinity.. you will find it ;~)

    #650351

    celeste17
    Participant

    cruiser, is it buried under all those boxes that you keep promising you are going to do through and haven’t?

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