metrognome
I’m thinking we definitely need a ‘Casual Encounters’ section … think of the possibilities:
– chupacabra of indeterminate age and gender (even the vet is afraid to look) seeks encounter with anything edible; age and race not important (come to think of it, neither is gender.)
– 3 y/o German Shepard seeks new owner who won’t leave me tied to a parking meter outside a store or let me run free in inappropriate places. Have own feed dish and water bowl to bring to relationship. Please have good leash and map (or GPS) showing location of off-street parks. Women preferred as I can scare the cr*p out of creepy guys in Lincoln Park.
– Seek woman with high-speed Internet connection near Morgan Junction. Must like smell of McDonalds french fries. True test of compatability will be how fast my pages load.
you get the idea …