There have been on going reports of coyote sightings around West Seattle.
Merely seeing one is not a reason to call authorities.
However, there are certain behaviors that are cause for alarm.
Specifically:
Coyote carrying a box marked ACME.
Coyote dropping an anvil from a hot air balloon.
Coyote posting signs such as “Detour” or “Free Bird Seed”.
Coyote in possession of a giant magnet.
Coyote in possession of a catapult.
Coyote detonating explosives or TNT.
Coyote launching itself with a giant crossbow.
Please contact the police or animal control if you witness any of the behavior above.
Thank you.
