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Dedicated to JoB.
There was adventure afoot at Nickelsville yesterday, my friends. Naturally, your humble correspndent was there to document it . . .
Figure 1: The Dance Begins
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Members of the City Council arrive in camp, with media circus in tow.
After signing in at the front desk, Council members Bagshaw, Licata, Rasmussen, and Clark are welcomed by an official NV delegation and given a quick tour of the kitchen facilities, the donation station, and the garden.
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Relations among the Council members seemed cordial enough to me. There were few scuffles to speak of; eye gouging was minimal. Yet for some reason they were almost immediately sent to see an arbitrator.
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Figure 2: The Arbitrator Will See You Now
The Arbitrator understands how you feel. Really he does.
Why don’t you just have seat over there? The Pet Coordinator will be with you soon.
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Figure 3: The Pet Coordinator
The Pet Coordinator has just two words for you, City Council:
 Sit! Stay!
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Goooood Council! Here’s your treat . . .
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Figure 4: Shackin’ Up, Shackin’ Up Is All They Wanna Do
If NV can put up a few more shacks like this, and get some rudimentary plumbing and wiring to the camp, everything’ll be cool.
The City Council understands. It was young and in love once, too . . .
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     DP Report Exclusive! Kids Kept in Cages at Nickelsville!
Why, this is the biggest scandal since DP broke the Comfort Ladies in Boxes story!
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Stay tuned for a more serious side of the Council’s visit to Nickelsville. (Serious by DP standards anyway.)
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