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August 31, 2011 at 9:06 pm #733423
datamuseParticipantAugust 31, 2011 at 9:11 pm #733424
JiggersMemberDidn’t Seinfeld have an episode like this…
August 31, 2011 at 9:13 pm #733425
JoBParticipantand i was so hoping this was on the level
there is something so sexy about a man who reads
August 31, 2011 at 9:33 pm #733426
rdmParticipantAnd something more sexy about a woman that doesn’t
Its a joke
Cant you people get sarcasim over the internet….lol
August 31, 2011 at 10:24 pm #733427
datamuseParticipantIf I got it, can I send it back?
August 31, 2011 at 10:55 pm #733428
JiggersMemberI found out long ago that women don’t like to be the brunt of a joke..but I said screw it. For me, I’ll like you even better if you can laugh. I don’t want to be around women who don’t have a sense of humor., or anyone for the matter. I can’t be myself.
August 31, 2011 at 11:19 pm #733429
datamuseParticipantI just don’t think I’m rdm’s kind of girl, Jiggers. ;)
August 31, 2011 at 11:25 pm #733430
SueParticipantAs a woman, I’ll admit I laughed at rdm’s joke, but then I’ve got a twisted sense of humor. And I love the idea of 2MW’s book club. Frankly, it sounds a lot more fun to me than one where I’d sit around and discuss Oprah picks.
September 1, 2011 at 12:37 am #733431
JoBParticipantSue..
oprah picks?
some of them have been pretty good… the last bok i read that i am still thinking of was an Oprah pick.. and is now a movie.
i know.. i wouldn’t have believed it myself.
Rdm…
i only read in bed when there is nothing more interesting going on ;-0
September 1, 2011 at 1:31 am #733432
datamuseParticipantSeptember 1, 2011 at 2:15 am #733433
chrismaParticipant@datamuse: thanks for linking to that site. Now I have some gift ideas for my favorite voracious reader.
I love the “Never Forget” shirt. Takes me back to grade school days.
September 1, 2011 at 2:35 am #733434
AlkiKmacParticipantRdm….nice, thx.
September 1, 2011 at 2:51 am #733435
DBPMemberBattle of the Book Clubs! Yaaaaaay!
The men’s and women’s club will both read the same book – if they can ever agree on one. A panel of transgender judges will then be chosen by lottery to quiz both sides on the meaning of the book they just read.
Points will be deducted from the men’s team whenever they try to change the subject.
Points will be deducted from the women’s team whenever they become emotional (read: hysterical.)
Sound fair?
September 1, 2011 at 3:14 am #733436
datamuseParticipantOoh! Ooh! Can we have a Thunderdome? Can we can we can we?
September 1, 2011 at 4:20 am #733437
JoBParticipantmay the best bitch win ;-)
September 1, 2011 at 4:24 am #733438
miwsParticipantSeptember 1, 2011 at 3:10 pm #733439
2 Much WhineParticipantMike, you are kicked out if you DON’T belch and cuss. . . . . .plus, we’ll have snacks but no napkins AND we get to leave the toilet seat up (not mandatory – only if we want to).
September 1, 2011 at 3:59 pm #733440
DBPMemberVery good, 2MW! It’s not an for-real guys’ club unless we spend most of our time making rules and talking about who gets to be in the club in the first place. (No girls, of course. DUH!)
Once we get all the rules down, it’s just a matter of deciding who to kick out of the club first.
September 2, 2011 at 6:47 am #733441
metrognomeParticipantI WAS interested, but you lost me at ‘curling’. I’m pretty much bald, so I got nothing to curl.
If the clubs are going to compete in person, you boys might want to develop a dress code for the girls to avoid having the ‘Cleavage Phenomenon’ affect the competition. On the other hand, losing isn’t always a bad thing.
September 2, 2011 at 8:05 am #733442
chrismaParticipantI’ not sure if your joking metrognome, but in case you’re not:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curling
I generally have no interest in sports of any kind, but I’m always riveted by curling. It’s the only part of the Olympics I try to watch.
It’s pretty fun to actually play, too. Granite Curling Club up on 130th near Aurora. Great for parties.
September 2, 2011 at 10:53 am #733443
metrognomeParticipantoh, he meant that sissy Canadian sport, eh? Why is it all Canadian sports involve freezing to death? Ok, kidding; it just looks pretty boring. And cold. I don’t like being cold. Or bored. I grew up in Spokane. Nuff said.
September 2, 2011 at 1:55 pm #733444
JoBParticipantmetrognome…
a men’s club that bans women’s cleavage?
really… this i gotta see
i have old cleavage
and i still catch guys looking
it have always figured cleavage diving was hardwired
September 2, 2011 at 2:50 pm #733445
2 Much WhineParticipantCleavage is always welcome especially if it is accompanied by a nice sandwich and a cold beer. . . . . OK, things are getting out of hand now. I’m really not this bad – I just can’t resist having fun sometimes. All of our club members are equals and whoever’s up can make and bring sandwiches regardless of gender. It’s just that the ones with a side of cleavage taste so much better.
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I’m thinking instead of calling our book club a club we should be a Book Gang. We can go head-to-head (or toe-to-toe?) with a Kootchman/HMC Rich Book Gang and watch the feathers fly. . . . .
September 2, 2011 at 5:20 pm #733446
datamuseParticipantI like the idea of a Book Gang…when I got married I had a Bridal Posse. (Two of them were men, so “bridesmaids” was a misnomer, and all of them have guns, so…posse!)
September 2, 2011 at 9:08 pm #733447
DBPMemberOprah digs books, but books don’t know that.
Meanwhile, books dig goats.
Problem: Goats don’t dig books back.
Goats dig Oprah.
http://www.youtube.com/user/arjen92#p/u/7/K-CFEPBWI78
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