Re: God is imaginary

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HolyKow
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And to all those that claim that we should use the bible as the basis for the law…..

hk

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and

female, provided they are purchased from neighbouring nations. A friend of

mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you

clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in

Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price

for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in

her period of Menstrual uncleanliness – Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how

do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates

a pleasing odour for the Lord – Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbours.

They claim the odour is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbour who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus

35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to

kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an

abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I

don’t agree. Can you settle this? Are there ‘degrees’ of abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I

have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses.

Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the

hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.

19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig

makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two

different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments

made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also

tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to

all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them?

Lev.24:10-16. Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family

affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)