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May 16, 2012 at 9:25 pm #603291
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May 16, 2012 at 9:28 pm #758465
2 Much WhineParticipantMay 16, 2012 at 10:13 pm #758466
JanSParticipantwhat’s the question again?
May 16, 2012 at 11:52 pm #758467
trueblueMemberI know this one! Over here, pick me, pick me!
May 17, 2012 at 4:19 am #758468
sbreParticipantI thought the test wasn’t until Friday?!!!
May 17, 2012 at 3:01 pm #758469
JoBParticipantdo i really have to take this test.. again????
May 17, 2012 at 3:06 pm #758470
2 Much WhineParticipantsbre, I had to laugh. I had that exact same thing happen to me on a final in College. I went to a Rolling Stones concert the night before (it was in Seattle, we road tripped from B’ham, got back home about 3:00 AM). Showed up to class the next day after 4 hours of sleep totally unaware that the final was that day. No studying at all. Only test I got an F on in my life. Somehow I survived. Still have the T-shirt.
May 17, 2012 at 5:40 pm #758471
miwsParticipantA new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The Personnel Manager explains her duties and tells her to report to work promptly at 8.00am.
The next day at 8.45am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager’s door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee. He says she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up. The foreman takes the Personnel Manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem.
Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and starts sewing the little package between Elmo’s legs.
The Personnel Manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman and says “I am sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday, I said, your job is to give Elmo “two test tickles”.
May 18, 2012 at 11:49 pm #758472
lindaParticipantThis blonde thanks you Mike for changing this from a blonde joke (which is how I originally heard it).
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