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    pigeonmom
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    Have any West Seattle businesses had a man defile their public restrooms with his own feces? We may have serial poop “artist” in our midst if this hunch pans out.

    #799108

    inactive
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    Gross.

    #799109

    Irukandji
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    I thought this thread might be about my dog who IS a poop bandit, but he steals and eats them. He’s no artist. : (

    #799110

    Lindsey
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    Ugh. Gross. You’d think that this is an uncommon occurrence, but no. When I worked at a museum in the midwest, we’d have this happen several times every summer. Poop, smeared by hand, all over the walls of the bathroom, almost always the men’s room. We never ever saw any poop smeared tourists, so obviously these guys wash their hands up and walk out of their disaster without a second thought. And this wasn’t a free museum. They paid to be there. I just can’t even wrap my head around it.

    #799111

    pattilea
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    OMG! That is the grossest thing I have ever heard of. I guess as a business owner, I would have an employee only restroom. I am not sure how you would monitor this problem? Let alone having to be the one who has to clean it! I would call this person unbalanced…

    #799112

    Elizagrace
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    As a former tour guide we would hear some of the most epic stories about things people would do when they were fairly sure they wouldn’t get caught.

    On a tour in Australia, then France, then India etc there was a poop bandit. He would strike in the middle of the night and it was horrible. Finally based on the pattern of who was on the tour they were able to find out who it was… but how to approach? Bathroom stakeout to catch them in action… and they did.

    Needless to say it was unpleasant and he was invited to never come back. :)

    #799113

    todd_
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    Fecophillia .. first heard about whislt watching an episode of South Park, season 1. Mr Garrison thought little Kyle was obsessed with Mookie Stinks. Hiiiiiiiiii de Hooooooooo boys and girls.

    Love,

    Mr Hankey

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    Seriously though, this is pretty messed up. It would almost seem like the person would have to have some mental issues. Or maybe they are from a country where doing your business in the street is normal .. Just pop a squat.

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    It’s people like this that ruin it for the rest of us when we want to use a public restroom. This is probably why business owners are not too keen on allowing the public to use their restroom.

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    Jesus, it’s like we live in an emerging nation sometimes.

    #799114

    Kimberley
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    #799115

    Sonoma
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    Ahh…for those who were complaining that the blog discussions were getting boring, complain no more! By the way, almost as gross: When people don’t flush after using public toilets. I call it “toilet roulette”: You swing open one stall, and AGGGGH! Next stall: AGGGGH! One more – Finally, a clean, usable stall.

    #799116

    leamk
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    Put up a sign that says “This bathroom under 24 hour video surveillance”.

    Gross. :/

    #799117

    Cait
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    I know someone who used to work for city facilities and it’s more common than you’d think – and it’s their worst nightmare! And yes, almost always men.

    #799118

    Gina
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    There was a female fecal fingerpainter employed at the city agency I work for. Random attacks for years. They wore disposable gloves. Must have retired because things have been clean for a year now.

    #799119

    pigeonmom
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    Kimberley, lol.

    #799120

    pigeonmom
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    People are just too flipping weird, aren’t they?

    #799121

    JanS
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    only those who come through where you work, pigeonmom ;-)

    #799122

    sacatosh
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    Unfortunately, it’s not that uncommon, and is usually associated with one of a handful of mental illnesses. Anyone who deals with the public or works in a food-serving place or other public location with a public restroom will have either seen or heard of this happening. I’m actually surprised that so many people are surprised. The human animal really is pretty disgusting. Take a look under the desks at any cube farm or even restaurant, and see how many people nose-mine and wipe it under the desk or table. People are gross.

    #799123

    amalia
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    OMG, between the poop and the boogers, I may never leave my house again.

    #799124

    Kimberley
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    I discovered boogers under my inherited workspace. I’ve gone at them with wipes a few times but they’re still there – completely gross.

    #799125

    pupsarebest
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    Hey pigeonmom, glad we never experinced any Mad Poopers in our years together on the bounding main!

    Puke, yes, poop, no. :D

    #799126

    pigeonmom
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    I do remember finding poopy diapers stuffed into the seat-back pockets. Oh, and coffee cups of chew-spit too. :-/

    Good times. Good times.

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