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October 29, 2011 at 5:47 pm #737162
jwwsParticipantDP,
Is this like a Halloween version of SWiWS (WBPoWS)???
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I can think of blood, hair and the two reproductive items (unfertilized eggs and, well you know – the “fertilizer”) – but I’m stumped on #5 unless there is a use for fingernail clippings…
October 29, 2011 at 6:05 pm #737163
JanSParticipantjwws…think about the place where that fertilized egg will grow :)
October 29, 2011 at 6:33 pm #737164
DPMemberGood hint on that last one, Jan.
For the record, eggs/sperm only count as 1 thing, so there will still be one more thing, after you get the “where the fertilized egg will grow” one.
For you guys out there, “my foot-long _______” is not one of the answers. Remember: We’re talking about things you can LEGALLY sell/rent. In all 50 states.
Also, no cheating by researching on the Internet, please.
October 29, 2011 at 8:32 pm #737165
jwwsParticipantEggs/sperm count as only one thing???? Show me a guy or gal who can produce both and I’ll agree! Hermaphrodites excluded Jiggers! ;-)
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OK – the “rent” is uterus for surrogate moms
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Only other thing I can think of is skin grafts – but usually not “sold or rented”….
October 30, 2011 at 3:59 am #737166
The Velvet BulldogParticipant(Insert image of Horshack from ‘Welcome Back Kotter’) Ooooh, Ooooh, me me me me!
Bone Marrow!
October 30, 2011 at 5:42 am #737167
JanSParticipantthere you go :)
October 30, 2011 at 5:44 am #737168
JanSParticipantTVB…an aside….you know that there are people on here asking what the hell Welcome Back Kotter is – lol
October 30, 2011 at 6:29 am #737169
The Velvet BulldogParticipantJan, I know *sigh*. And even though I was just a wee child when it was on, it still ages me. Guess those not in the know will have to Google it.
Back to the thread, I’m looking forward to the event!
October 30, 2011 at 11:30 am #737170
JanSParticipantme, too…it’ll be a fun afternoon :)
October 30, 2011 at 5:51 pm #737171
JoBParticipantplease tell me no rented or donated body parts will be auctioned off..
although auctioning off DP might be a real draw.
I can think of several uses one might put him to in an hour’s time:)
October 30, 2011 at 7:55 pm #737172
JanSParticipantlol….
October 30, 2011 at 9:31 pm #737173
DPMemberjwws, as usual you are close enough to call it in your favor.
The word our judges were looking for was indeed “skin.” But it’s probably not quite what you were thinking . . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcLcn7o8v7w&feature=related
So once again, the five body parts you can LEGALLY rent or sell and not be any the worse for wear are . . .
1) Blood (sell)
2) Hair (sell)
3) Eggs/sperm (sell)
4) Uterus (rent)
5) Skin (rent)
Some wonks claim that “clinical drug testing” is a 6th way to profit from your bod, but since drug testing doesn’t require the use of any specific body part I don’t consider that bona fide.
Anyway, thanks for playing our game, West Seattle.
See you next time on “Let’s Humor the Idiot.”
October 30, 2011 at 9:36 pm #737174
JanSParticipantoh, yeah. I’ve had some cadaver skin used in some “reconstruction” surgery in the past…sounds creepy, huh…
October 30, 2011 at 11:09 pm #737175
DPMemberOctober 31, 2011 at 1:05 am #737176
JanSParticipantlol..yeah..but they work well for 10/31 :D
October 31, 2011 at 5:08 pm #737177
The Velvet BulldogParticipantStraight bumpin’
October 31, 2011 at 6:21 pm #737178
JanSParticipantthanks, TVB
November 1, 2011 at 5:37 pm #737179
DBPMemberIt saddens me to think that a post titled “Strange old man near Starbucks” would consistently beat your kidney in the ratings, Jan. But what can ya say? Starbucks runs this town.
Didn’t want to broach this topic quite so soon, but . . .
I think your kidney needs an agent.
November 1, 2011 at 6:33 pm #737180
JanSParticipantah, well..maybe he has a kidney to donate? lol..
November 1, 2011 at 9:22 pm #737181
2 Much WhineParticipantI think if the Starbucks creep keeps messing with folks his kidney may become available soon. . . . . (and bump). By the way, there will be a series of fresh, handblown glass ornaments available at the auction for your purchasing pleasure.
November 2, 2011 at 12:22 am #737182
JanSParticipantoh, thank you..that’s wonderful. We keep getting more and more items…it’s overwhelming to me at times to realize how great this community is..and then, I remember why I live here ..:)
November 2, 2011 at 1:13 am #737183
The Velvet BulldogParticipantDBP:
Only because certain members of the WSB Forum haven’t jumped on this thread insisting that:
a) Jan’s kidney needs to quit whining
b) Jan’s kidney needs to quit relying on government assistance
c) Jan’s kidney should go pick apples in Eastern Washington
November 2, 2011 at 1:22 am #737184
JoBParticipantNovember 2, 2011 at 4:38 am #737185
The Velvet BulldogParticipantJoB: Now don’t go bringing common sense into this… ;-)
Looking forward to seeing you Sunday!
November 2, 2011 at 6:09 am #737186
JanSParticipantI love apples, but I’m not going to go pick them, thank you very much :)
watch the X-Factor? I have an autographed copy of Leroy Bell’s latest CD, just brought up from LA. It’ll be up for auction on Sunday ! I adore this guy :)
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