"Go ahead, Bamboo," I screamed . . .

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  • #603720

    DBP
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      Shoot!

     

     

     

     

     

     

    [Story to follow.]

    #761777

    DBP
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    This is my tovarisch, Karl.

       

    He lives in the Cottage Grove neighborhood.*

    Some of you might already know Karl. Especially if you’re a garden freak.

    Or a bamboo freak.

    Or just a plain old freak-freak.

     

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    I met Karl one fine day last summer, while I was trespassing on his property. From a distance I thought the place was some kind a temple, so I decided to investigate.

    Why did I think it was a temple? I dunno. Maybe it was the mystical bamboo forest. Or maybe it was the prayer banners at the gate, flapping gaily in the breeze.

    Or maybe it was just cuz.

     

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    Hallooooooo!!!! I called out from the edge of the forest.

    Hallooooooo . . .

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    Halloooooo, someone called back.

    Can I talk to the head monk? I hollered.

    There’s no monks here. It’s just me. Would you like to come in for a cup of tea?

     

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    So that’s how it all got started. That’s how I met Karl.

    [TBC]

     

     

     

     

     

    *Would you like to know where Cottage Grove is? Well then . . . why don’t you just look it up?

    #761778

    DBP
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    I told Karl about my plan to live off the land — anybody’s — and he said he’d do what he could.

    He promised to let me know when the bamboo shoots came up this year, so I could harvest some for eating.

    Two weeks ago he called me over and together we excavated a dozen prime specimens.

       

     

       

     

    #761779

    DBP
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    Now, personally, I don’t know much about cooking bamboo. In fact, I don’t know anything about cooking bamboo.

    But as luck would have it, there’s a Cambodian lady who lives with me (my wife) and she knows a thing or two about bamboo.

       

    Yessir. Just a thing or two about bamboo . . .

       

       

       

    #761780

    DBP
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    So far we’ve had it in curry and stir-fry.

    Exquisite!

    Tomorrow, I might just eat some plain, because that’s how much I love it.

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    Friends, would you like to have your own locally grown and fresh-out-of-the-ground bamboo?

    Well then, why don’t you just go and get you a Cambodian lady to live with? And why don’t you just go and get you a friend like Karl?

    That’s what I did.

    #761781

    DBP
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    More karma kisses . . .

       

     

       

     

       

     

       

     

       

     

    #761782

    DBP
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    And CURSES to those who DESECRATE the TEMPLE!

       

    https://westseattleblog.com/forum/topic/stolen-hand-carved-thai-statue

     

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                                          ~ fin ~  

     

           

     

    #761784

    smokeycretin9
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    Holy Cow. Big Bamboo (not the Cheech and Chong kind)!!

    I grow some black bamboo and trade it to my friends in the summer for beer.

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