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    cjboffoli
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    I have been following the progress of Swinery Meats: the new artisan charcuterie makers that produced all of that excellent bacon we enjoyed back in December. Their exceptional products were a huge hit all over Seattle and they were ramping up to start selling at farmer’s markets in the coming weeks. But it seems some city bureaucrats have thrown a huge wrench into the works.

    Apparently the City health inspectors have shut down Swinery Meats after giving its owners a Byzantine, bureaucratic run-around that has lasted weeks. But the shutdown order apparently has nothing at all to do with cleanliness or their failure to adhere to health standards. I have no doubt their facilities and procedures passed inspections with flying colors. It seems they have been shutdown out of spite.

    I had a report today that the City has refused to permit them to sell their meats because of the chef’s connection to the now-defunct underground restaurant called Gypsy.

    This story is still developing. It seems the Swinery website has been pulled down. I have heard rumors of a fire sale to friends and family of their stock of bacon and other meats that they had ramped into production for the farmer’s markets. I’ll post additional information here as it becomes available.

    #656649

    Zenguy
    Participant

    Who do I call, who do I not vote for?

    #656650

    cjboffoli
    Participant

    Zenguy: I like how you think. But the first order of business is for us to focus on gathering up any bacon that should wash up on the beach. And then we can pick up the torches and storm the castle.

    #656651

    Zenguy
    Participant

    Have torch and pitchfork at the ready.

    #656652

    JenV
    Member

    horrible news, CJB. I shall forthwith gather up what swine I can…let us know when it is time to unleash the bacon catapult on City Hall.

    #656653

    celeste17
    Participant

    Have torch and pitchfork ready. Also, have wallet ready.

    #656654

    miws
    Participant

    Bureaucratic Bacon Banishing B*****ds! ;-)

    Mike

    #656655

    cjboffoli
    Participant

    You said it Mike!

    I can’t understand it at all. I always thought our elected officials were huge fans of pork.

    #656656

    clark5080
    Participant

    it could be called the Bacon Brigade

    #656657

    MrJT
    Member

    I get to pour the boiling hot bacon grease from the walls !

    #656658

    JoB
    Participant

    i will gladly render a couple pounds of inferior bacon for more boiling bacon grease…

    i can’t surrender the real stuff even for a good cause:(

    #656659

    JayDee
    Participant

    Cling fast to the bacon ye have! (Alas, mine has since evaporated since the clandestine trading of lucre for lard…)

    What we really need less of is local food sold locally and more “bacon” shipped from points beyond Port Orchard, like the Midwest, from large corporate hog farms. Hempler’s is my go-to bacon when something fancier and more expensive is not available. But this smells like a tit-for-tat payback for Gypsy and the CC nose-thumbing of the Liquor Control Board.

    #656660

    charlabob
    Participant

    Semiseriously, I think this can be laid at the hooves of our mayor — more of his ongoing attack on any kind of “nontraditional” culture. I’m still upset about Gypsy — now this! Vendettas do not become our government.

    #656661

    What The
    Member

    If I find some bacon washed up on the beach should I report it to the authorities or eat it? Sure, if it’s bacon stuffed into a running shoe I would report it but just wondering what the regs are?

    #656662

    inactive
    Member

    Liberez le lard!

    I shall throw a handful of my bacon-flavored salt over my shoulder for you all!

    Vive le sel de lard!

    #656663

    transplantella
    Participant

    Americans are such simpletons when it comes to getting around government stupidity.

    Have you never heard of black market bacon? Get out your 10 bucks and buy some. Be done with it.

    #656664

    Ken
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    #656665

    cjboffoli
    Participant

    The fire sale bacon price has gone down to $8 a pound! Not that $10 was a deal-breaker for anyone.

    #656666

    Yorkielover
    Member

    I love bacon!! Please alert when bacon is ready.

    #656667

    celeste17
    Participant

    How do we get the bacon?

    #656668

    rockergirl
    Member

    Wonder if there email is still working? sales@swinerymeats.com

    CJ are you taking orders again for a bacon run – if so put me dow for 5 lbs. If not let me know so I can pursue this on my own.

    Thanks!

    #656669

    rockergirl
    Member

    Swinery update – as posted @ http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/devouringseattle/archives/161153.asp

    (copy excised – please follow the link – reposting more than a line or two from anyone else’s website is a copyright violation unless they explicitly have a creative commons license stating otherwise – TR)

    #656670

    cjboffoli
    Participant

    rockergirl: Thanks SO much for the link. I had not seen this. Man alive, the guy is getting absolutely assassinated in the PI food blog.

    #656671

    rockergirl
    Member

    Yeah I noticed that he seems to have quite a few negative comments from people – hopefully he will get his act together so we can continue to enjoy his excellent bacon – although at $12 per pound at the farmers market seems a bit to expensive.

    #656672

    Sue
    Participant

    I noticed that too, Christopher – the comments after that article are brutal! All I know is he makes damn fine bacon. :)

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