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I find it amusing that the WSB — of all places — would be targeted by purveyors of Christian kitsch.
It’s like the SPAMMERS’ bot is sniffing out all thread references to “God” or “Christ” (regardless of how unfavorable) and going:
Aha! These folks must be dying to purchase boxes of glow-in-the-dark crucifixes at deep discounts.
Actually, I thought the first Christian SPAM was kind of funny. Remember? The pitch line was: “Job Opportunities for Christian Fundamentalist Women.” —But when you clicked on the link, the only jobs available were in the work-at-home category.
Ha! At first I thought it was some kind of joke.
Attention Christian Women!
Do Not Panic
Remain in Your Homes
Continue Working . . .
But now I see that they are serious. (And seriously irritating as well.)
At this time I’m going to call in some favors with God and ask that He turn over the Christian SPAMMER to us. But my question to the Blog community is this: When we get our hands on this guy, what torments shall be subject him to?
— Shall we force-feed him actual cans of SPAM until he croaks, for example?
— Shall we make him the Honorary Grand Marshall for the next Pride Day Parade?
— Perhaps we should assign him to write an essay on the Miracle of the Black Velvet.
Anyway, those are just a few ideas to get you started . . .
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