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February 4, 2014 at 3:38 am #610377
MarathonmomMemberFebruary 4, 2014 at 4:13 pm #804027
2 Much WhineParticipantOk, I won’t. Sorry.
February 4, 2014 at 5:33 pm #804028
seaopgalParticipantOh, right, like we haven’t heard that one before …
February 4, 2014 at 6:52 pm #804029
JoBParticipantbut… i don’t really like wearing socks :(
February 4, 2014 at 6:54 pm #804030
MarathonmomMemberThe only positive of this mess-up blog post of mine, is the smile I get from the alerts :) You rock
February 4, 2014 at 7:49 pm #804031
wakefloodParticipantMy partner has a pair of those – super fluffy, looks like she’s wearing a pair of shihtzus on her feet, except they’re pink and white striped – socks.
I used to ponder secretly disposing of them. Now I’ve grown accustomed…dare I say, attracted to them??
There’s some pathology there I don’t care to examine.
February 4, 2014 at 8:59 pm #804032
seaopgalParticipantFluffiphilia …
February 4, 2014 at 9:33 pm #804033
wakefloodParticipantThere is no upside to oversharing, is there?
February 4, 2014 at 10:25 pm #804034
JoBParticipantFebruary 4, 2014 at 10:37 pm #804035
metrognomeParticipantI would heed the warning … I forgot my socks once … and that day the stock market crashed, leaving me unable to buy new socks, I was audited by the IRS and lost all my old socks (plus everything else), my wife left me and took *her* socks and I found out my dog Socks was pregnant. Or maybe it was the other way around.
I tried to recoup my fortune by writing a rock song about the perils of not wearing socks; I called it ‘Love Sock’ and was immediately sued by the B-52’s because they thought I stole the lyrics … you decide:
‘The Love Sock is a little old place where my toes can get together
Love Sock baby! Love Sock, that’s where they’re at!
Huggin’ and a kissin’, dancin’ and a lovin’, wearin’ next to nothin’
‘Cause it’s hot as an oven
The love sock shimmies! The love sock shimmies when every toe’s movin’ … ‘
When they found out I didn’t have a pair of socks to my name, they dropped the suit. Then, I wrote a pop song called, ‘Dancing Feet.’ I heard from ABBA’s lawyers before the ink was dry.
Next, I tried country-western, but Taylor Swift beat me to it. She wrote an entire album about her love-hate relationship with socks (it won a Grammy and several CMA awards, so you’ve probably heard it, ‘Sockless’.) Pundits have said it raises the discussion of shaving one’s legs to a whole new level while the conservative group Save Our Covered Knees blamed an increase in unprotected teen socks on the explicit lyrics.
To add insult to injury, she adopted my dog and renamed her Fluffiphilia. Oh yeah, and she hired my ex as a back-up singer.
Maybe I’ll try gangsta rap next, call myself 2LiveCrewSocks … or maybe I should just put a sock in it …
February 4, 2014 at 10:48 pm #804036
miwsParticipantFebruary 4, 2014 at 11:02 pm #804037
metrognomeParticipanthow socks and politics changed the course of history …
February 4, 2014 at 11:44 pm #804038
wakefloodParticipantgnome, is The Onion paying you by the piece or word count?? ;-)
February 4, 2014 at 11:45 pm #804039
waynsterParticipantWhere is that blasted sledgehammer dang washer or dryer ate my socks again no more sockless cold nights and days……wait I best shut off the power or this could happen…lmao
February 5, 2014 at 1:28 am #804040
miwsParticipantFebruary 5, 2014 at 3:56 am #804041
waynsterParticipantOne would think it is lmao… :o)
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