Best bargain all year!

[Julie]

Wow! Today I paid for living in a civilized society. It was the best bargain I’ve made all year.

My money bought, among other things, security, mobility, intellectual advancement, and justice.

I wasn’t able to buy as much of everything I wanted as I would have liked, and the package included some things I’d rather not have spent as much on as I did, but it was still an excellent bargain. If I’d had to make everything I bought, myself, I couldn’t have anywhere near as much.

Thank you to all my fellow taxpayers for chipping in to make this fantastic bargain possible! You may find this breakdown of our collective purchase interesting:

http://www.wallstats.com/deathandtaxes/

Let’s celebrate this fabulous bargain today!

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