This is directed at the minivan driver who is too stupid to understand how a roundabout works and hit me with your car at the intersection of 40th and Genesee tonight.
I am hereby challenging you to a duel to the death. I think people like you are a blight on this nation. However unlike you I am not a coward who simply keeps driving after turning left at a roundabout and nearly killing someone. I will meet you face to face and fight you with honor and dignity.
If you accept, please reply and I will send you armament details and location.
If you refuse my challenge, I hope the rest of your days are riddled with misery.
