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  • #742776

    miws
    Participant

    Free Upright Chupacabras tethered to Moles!

    Found: SD Card for LOST: ATM Card.

    WSHS Honors Moles!

    Rant: Parking ticket in SunGlo 8×10 Greenhouse.

    Juicers Juicers double post, please remove.

    Selling a Free Upright Piano, Works great Fascinating

    FREE Puppy Mouser – unrealistic dream?

    Is a $50/hour massage just a pipe dream? – unrealistic dream?

    Mike

    #742777

    munchkin22
    Member

    OK Mike, just what meds have you been given anyway? Creative ones indeed.

    #742778

    JayDee
    Participant

    The 37

    A small spider has

    very confidently spun

    A web

    proudly anchored

    to the handicapped seatbelt

    of the 37 bus

    it may be surprised at it’s

    first catch

    But likely

    disappointed

    in the reality of the ADA

    #742779

    JayDee
    Participant

    So much for open field poetry…but I tried…

    #742780

    miws
    Participant

    Yes, m22,

    It’s sad that it takes meds for

    me to be this cre-

    ative nowadays.

    It all used to come so nat-

    urally to me.

    Mike

    #742781

    Que
    Member

    *Health Food Diner By Maya Angelou*

    No sprouted wheat and soya shoots

    And Brussels in a cake,

    Carrot straw and spinach raw,

    (Today, I need a steak).

    Not thick brown rice and rice pilaf

    Or mushrooms creamed on toast,

    Turnips mashed and parsnips hashed,

    (I’m dreaming of a roast).

    Health-food folks around the world

    Are thinned by anxious zeal,

    They look for help in seafood kelp

    (I count on breaded veal).

    No smoking signs, raw mustard greens,

    Zucchini by the ton,

    Uncooked kale and bodies frail

    Are sure to make me run

    to

    Loins of pork and chicken thighs

    And standing rib, so prime,

    Pork chops brown and fresh ground round

    (I crave them all the time).

    Irish stews and boiled corned beef

    and hot dogs by the scores,

    or any place that saves a space

    For smoking carnivores.

    #742782

    miws
    Participant

    Are your Christmas lights Fascinating(?)

    Candidates tethered to signs/bike racks outside stores Selling a few things…

    West Seattle Upright Cats, Dogs & Ferrets

    Cockroach Candidates.

    Civil Disobedience: Works great

    #742783

    miws
    Participant

    How many keys come with a new cat(?)

    Irish Dance Classes in Oil boiler.

    Need gift ideas for Moles!

    Do you have a skiff at Uptown Expresso(?)

    Adoptable Viaduct(s).

    Pickup Red plastic dog bowl.

    Thinking about Tough Issues.

    How come you hate Accidental Paint(?)

    RANT – Throwing Snowballs on Concrete slab.

    Thinking about relocating…a bag of PCC groceries.

    Swedish West Seattle SPANISH CONVERSATION.

    #742784

    miws
    Participant

    From Deep in the WSB Forums Archive (like 3+ years ago):

    For crying out loud -Any Drum Corps fans out there?

    Random question -Fishing?

    What’s your take on Picnic Areas(?)

    Found: yellow Flashing yellow lights.

    Help! Abandoned house behind mine is full of Dogs Loose at Parks…

    Dogs Loose at Parks Fire Hydrant.

    Coyotes? Raccoons? Chupachabra? vs. Harbor Ave. drivers

    Bricks Good neighbors?

    Blue Angels frighten Flashing yellow lights.

    EEK! Teeth-marks in My Chupachabra.

    Moving Boxes I will miss you…

    A reminder to microchip your crazy neighbors.

    Need recommendations on SAFE Horse Manure.

    Gotta have some Horse Manure.

    Horse Manure at Colman Pool?

    I heart Horse Manure.

    #742785

    DBP
    Member

     

     The Loneliest Job in the World

     Tony Hoagland

     As soon as you begin to ask the question, Who loves me?

     you are completely screwed, because

     the next question is How Much?

     and then it is hundreds of hours later,

     and you are still hunched over

     your flowcharts and abacus,

     trying to decide if you have gotten enough.

     This is the loneliest job in the world:

     to be an accountant of the heart.

     It is late at night. You are by yourself,

     and all around you, you can hear

     the sounds of people moving

     in and out of love,

     pushing the turnstiles, putting

     their coins in the slots,

     paying the price which is asked,

     which constantly changes.

     No one knows why.

    —This post is dedicated to Bostonman.

     Not because I love him that much.

     But just because he’s an accountant.

     

    #742786

    miws
    Participant

    Lazy Van full of people with Free Seasoned Firewood.

    HELP!!! Occupy Dog waste removal.

    When WSB Videos Dog waste removal.

    Lazy Van full of people with Dog waste.

    BMW Z4 Driver full of Dog waste.

    #742787

    JoB
    Participant

    miws..

    are you trying imply that the posters on the forum have become scatological ?

    #742788

    miws
    Participant

    No, but some are hottie(s). ;-)

    Mike

    #742789

    linda
    Participant

    In honor of the weather and the forecast.

    Winter

    Words and music by John Denver, Mike Taylor & Dick Kniss

    It’s cold and it’s getting colder. It’s gray and white and winter all around.

    And oh, I must be getting older, all this snow is trying to get me down.

    There’s a fire in the corner slowly dying, sometimes I just don’t feel like going on anymore.

    And yet I know it’s more than worth the waiting for another chance to see the summer sun,

    come on, shine on me.

    There’s a fire in the corner slowly dying, sometimes I just don’t feel like going on anymore.

    And yet I know it’s more than worth the waiting for another chance to see the summer sun,

    come on, shine on me.

    #742790

    DBP
    Member

     

     Admonitions To A Special Person

     Anne Sexton

     Watch out for power,

     for its avalanche can bury you,

     snow, snow, snow, smothering your mountain.

     Watch out for hate,

     it can open its mouth and you’ll fling yourself out

     to eat off your leg, an instant leper.

     Watch out for friends,

     because when you betray them,

     as you will,

     they will bury their heads in the toilet

     and flush themselves away.

     Watch out for intellect,

     because it knows so much it knows nothing

     and leaves you hanging upside down,

     mouthing knowledge as your heart

     falls out of your mouth.

     Watch out for games, the actor’s part,

     the speech planned, known, given,

     for they will give you away

     and you will stand like a naked little boy,

     pissing on your own child-bed.

     Watch out for love

     (unless it is true,

     and every part of you says yes including the toes),

     it will wrap you up like a mummy,

     and your scream won’t be heard

     and none of your running will end.

     Love? Be it man. Be it woman.

     It must be a wave you want to glide in on,

     give your body to it, give your laugh to it,

     give, when the gravelly sand takes you,

     your tears to the land. To love another is something

     like prayer and can’t be planned, you just fall

     into its arms because your belief undoes your disbelief.

     Special person,

     if I were you I’d pay no attention

     to admonitions from me,

     made somewhat out of your words

     and somewhat out of mine.

     A collaboration.

     I do not believe a word I have said,

     except some, except I think of you like a young tree

     with pasted-on leaves and know you’ll root

     and the real green thing will come.

     Let go. Let go.

     Oh special person,

     possible leaves,

     this typewriter likes you on the way to them,

     but wants to break crystal glasses

     in celebration,

     for you,

     when the dark crust is thrown off

     and you float all around

     like a happened balloon.

     

     

     

     

    Photo by David Preston

     

    #742791

    sbre
    Participant

    I play Santa every year for a non-profit, the following I wrote 13 or 14 years ago to read to some of my visits.

    It has become a hit and requested often, I sincerly hope you enjoy it too…

    THE ORIGIN OF SANTA CLAUS

    A LONG, LONG TIME AGO

    IN A LAND FAR, FAR AWAY,

    WHERE THERE WERE 24 HOURS IN A DARK NIGHT

    AND 24 MORE HOURS IN A BRIGHT SUNNY DAY,

    LIVED A MAN AND A WOMAN WHO WERE ALL ALONE

    NOT A FRIEND NEAR BY, NOR A T.V. OR A PHONE,

    THEY WANTED A CHILD TO MAKE THEIR LIVES HAPPY

    SOMEONE TO CALL HER MAMMA, THE MAN WANTED TO BE CALLED PAPPY,

    ON ONE COLD WINTERS NIGHT

    THE WOMAN GAVE BIRTH TO THE STRANGEST SIGHT,

    A PINK LITTLE BOY WITH WHITE HAIR AND A BEARD

    SHE TURNED TO HER HUSBAND AND SAID “THIS IS WEIRD!”

    THE BOYS EYES DID SPARKLE, HIS FOREHEAD HAD A WRINKLE

    HIS NOSE WAS RED & ROUND, HIS FATHER DECLARED “WE’LL CALL HIM CHRIS CRINKLE”,

    HE GREW UP AN ONLY CHILD IN A LARGE AND LONELY PLACE

    BY THIS CHRIS WAS NOT BOTHERED, HE ALWAYS KEPT A SMILE ON HIS FACE,

    BECAUSE CHRIS HAD NO FRIENDS WITH WHICH TO PLAY

    NOT EVEN A DOG TO SHARE HIS DAY,

    HE BEGAN TO MAKE THINGS OUT OF WHAT HE COULD FIND

    STICKS & ROCKS, PIECES OF MATERIAL AND DRIED FRUIT OF ANY KIND,

    CHRIS BECAME VERY SKILLED AT FOLDING & HAMMERING, GLUEING & SUCH

    HE WOULD SAW, CARVE & PAINT, HIS CREATIONS WERE MUCH, ERR MANY,

    AS CHRIS GREW OLDER HIS IDEAS BECAME BETTER

    BICYCLES & RADIOS, DOLLS, TRUCKS AND A SWEATER,

    HIS WORKSHOP WAS PILED FROM THE FLOOR TO THE CEILING

    WITH THOUSANDS OF ITEMS, WHICH ALL WERE APPEALING,

    WHAT TO DO WITH IT ALL CHRIS DID NOT KNOW

    HE HAD NO ONE TO GIVE THEM TO, HE HAD NO WHERE TO GO,

    ONE DAY WHILE OUT WALKING CHRIS FOUND A DARK CAVE

    INSIDE HE MET AN ADOMINABLE SNOWMAN WHO CALLED HIMSELF DAVE,

    THEY TALKED & LAUGHED, SANG SONGS AND TOLD JOKES

    THEY WENT BACK TO CHRIS’ HOUSE WERE DAVE MET HIS FOLKS,

    CHRIS SHOWED DAVE ALL THE WONDERFUL THINGS HE COULD MAKE

    HE TOLD DAVE “WHATEVER YOU LIKE, YOU CAN TAKE”,

    DAVE SAID “THANK YOU, I MUST BE GETTING BACK”

    HE HAD AN IDEA, HE WAS HAVING A ‘THOUGHT ATTACK’,

    BACK IN HIS CAVE, DAVE BEGAN TO CUT AND PIECE, TRIM AND SEW

    HE TOILED ALL NIGHT LONG, CHRIS WOULD LOVE THIS HE DID KNOW,

    PACKED NICELY IN A BOX WITH A BIG RED BOW THAT HE TIED REAL HARD

    FINDING A PEN HE WROTE “TO CHRIS, FROM DAVE” ON A NICE LITTLE CARD,

    DAVE WAITED 24 HOURS UNTIL THE FALL OF NIGHT

    WHILE THE CRINKLES WERE SLEEPING THE GIFT WOULD BE LEFT IN SIGHT,

    UNDER A BIG GREEN TREE THEY HAD GROWING IN THEIR HOUSE

    DAVE SNUCK DOWN THE CHIMNEY AS QUIET AS A MOUSE,

    THE NEXT MORNING CHRIS AWOKE TO A WONDERFUL SURPRISE

    WHAT HE SAW THERE BROUGHT TEARS TO HIS BLUE EYES,

    A BOX WITH A BOW AND A CARD TO HIM FROM DAVE

    SOMETHING SO WARM AND FUZZY, FOREVER CHRIS WOULD SAVE

    (ASK THE KIDS WHAT THEY THINK WAS IN THE BOX)

    IT WAS A BRIGHT RED JACKET, PANTS AND A FUNNY SHAPED HAT

    WITH WHITE FLUFFY FUR TRIMMING ALL OF THAT,

    EACH PIECE FIT PERFECTLY, CHRIS WOULD WEAR IT WITH PRIDE

    HIS PARENTS WERE HAPPY FOR HIM, IT MADE CHRIS FEEL GOOD INSIDE,

    WEARING THE SUIT HE STARTED WALKING TO THE CAVE

    TO SAY THANK YOU TO HIS NEW FRIEND DAVE,

    SUDDENLY THE SKIES GREW DARK AND THE WIND BEGAN TO BLOW

    OH NO, IT’S A TORANDO!!!

    THE WINDS BLEW SO HARD CHRIS BEGAN TO FLY

    WITH HIS HAT IN HIS HAND HE FLEW HIGH INTO THE SKY,

    FOR HOURS CHRIS RODE ON THE WINDS OF THE TORNADO

    WHEN HE AWOKE HE LAID IN A STRANGE LAND ALL COVERED WITH SNOW,

    LOOKING ALL AROUND ALL CHRIS COULD SEE

    WHERE A LOT OF SHORT PEOPLE NO TALLER THAN HIS BELLY,

    THEY HELPED CHRS UP AND WIPE OFF ALL THE SNOW

    TO WHERE THEY LED HIM CHRIS DID NOT KNOW,

    THEY CAME TO A THING THAT BIG & RED WITH A FRONT A BACK SEAT

    A FANTASTIC CREATION AND BOY WAS IT NEAT,

    THERE WERE NO DOORS OR NO ROOF, NOT EVEN A WINDOW

    INSTEAD OF TIRES THERE WERE BLACK METAL RUNNERS ON WHICH IT WOULD GO,

    ON THE BACK WAS A LARGE NAMEPLATE THAT READ “SANTA CLAUS”

    IN FRONT CHRIS FOUND 9 SETS OF PAWS, I MEAN HOOFS,

    CHRIS CRINKLE WAS PERPLEXED, HE ASKED THE ELVES TO EXPLAIN

    “WELL, TALL RED-SUITED STRANGER, THIS IS SANTA’S AIRPLANE”,

    THEN THE HEAD ELF SAID…

    “THE REINDEER ARE MAGICAL, THEY FLY ONLY AT NIGHT

    THEY FLY FAST THEY FLY FAR, WITHOUT FEAR, WITHOUT FRIGHT”,

    APPROACHING THE REINDEER CHRIS SAW NAME TAGS MADE OF BRASS

    ONE FOR EACH ANIMAL TIED FIRMLY AROUND ITS…………….NECK,

    ON THE RIGHT SIDE WAS DASHER, DANCER, PRANCER AND VIXEN

    TO THEIR LEFT WAS COMET, CUPID, DONNER AND BLITZEN,

    UP FRONT STOOD THE NINTH REINDEER WHO WOULD LEAD

    THE EIGHT OTHERS, WITH A SPECIAL GIFT THAT SANTA WOULD NEED,

    “HIS NOSE GLOWS RED” SAID THE ELF AFTER A COUGH

    “THIS ONE IS VERY SPECIAL, WE CALL HIM RUDOLF”,

    CHRIS WAS EXCITED BY WHAT HE HAD LEARNED

    “WHAT IS THE SLEIGHS PURPOSE?” HE ASKED WITH A CONCERNED,

    THE HEAD-ELF SAID. “COME, WE’LL SHOW YOU” AND EXCITEDLY BEGAN TO HOP

    THEY STOPPED AT A BIG BRICK BUILDING WITH A SIGN THAT READ “SANTA’S WORKSHOP”,

    WHEN CHRIS WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR, ALL HE COULD SEE

    WERE HUNDREDS OF ELVES WORKING AND SINGING HAPPILY,

    JUST AS IN CHRIS’ WORKSHOP ALL THING WERE MADE BY HAND

    BUT BECAUSE OF ELFIN MAGIC, THESE ITEMS WERE MUCH MORE GRAND,

    SCRATCHING HIS HEAD WITH CURIOSITY, CHRIS HAD A THOUGHT

    HE ASKED “WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THIS FABULOUS LOT?”

    THE HEAD-ELF FIRST PUT A SMILE ON HIS FACE

    AND AROUND IN CIRCLES THE OTHERS BEGAN TO PACE,

    THEY STOOD ON THEIR HEADS, POINTED EARS AND POINTED NOSE

    THEN THEY GOT BACK ONTO THEIR FEET WITH THE CURLY, POINTED TOES,

    HE SAID, “WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE LIKE YOU, YOU SEE

    A MAN WHO WEARS A RED SUIT AND IT TALLER THAN ME”,

    “WHO’S STRONG ENOUGH TO FLY THE SLEIGH THAT’S BEYOND MY MIGHT

    TO FLY AROUND THE WORLD ONCE A YEAR AND ONE VERY SPECIAL NIGHT”,

    “TO DELIVER THE GIFTS MADE BY THE ELFENS HERE

    AND BRING TO ALL THE BOYS & GIRLS A WONDERFUL CHEER”,

    (PAUSE)

    “I’LL DO IT” SAID CHRIS AFTER A MOMENTS PAUSE

    BUT ONLY IF I CAN CHANGE MY NAME TO SANTA CLAUS”

    SO, ALL MY LITTLE FRIENDS IN YOUR EYES I CAN SEE A TWNIKLE

    BECAUSE NOW YOU KNOW WHY I HAVE TWO NAMES, SANTA CLAUS AND CHRIS CHRINKLE,

    BUT DON’T FORGET MY REINDEER WITH THEIR MAGICAL GIFT OF FLIGHT

    SO I CAN COME TO YOUR HOUSE ON THIS CHRISTMAS EVE NIGHT,

    THERE’S DASHER & DANCER, PRANCER & VIXEN

    AND COMET & CUPID, DONNER & BLITZEN, BUT WHO’S THE MOST FAMOUS REINDEER OF ALL?

    #742792

    mirabile
    Member

    DESPITE THE COLD WEATHER, MY HEART’S COCKLES WERE WARMED

    BY SBRE ­­- YOUR POEM, SO SPLENDIDLY FORMED

    (Yes, Mirabile, there really is a Santa Claus.)

    #742793

    JoB
    Participant

    ditto

    #742794

    DBP
    Member

     

    DAVE SAID “THANK YOU, I MUST BE GETTING BACK”

    HE HAD AN IDEA, HE WAS HAVING A ‘THOUGHT ATTACK’

    Yeah, I know just how that feels . . .

    You never where you’ll be or what you’ll be doing when a thought attack strikes.

    It’s pretty scary. 

     

    #742795

    mirabile
    Member

    Spread Thoonerisms

    The miws Edition:

    Clothing needed at car wash

    Happy Birthday, 5 Gallon Buckets!!

    Anybody have any game tonight?

    Great cat name! JP Patches and/or Pat Cashman

    There is a place called “I just need to vent.”

    Another poem by……. a poem

    Illustration via

    #742796

    miws
    Participant
    #742797

    miws
    Participant

    HARDLY USED BROTHER Missing Some Tires?

    HARDLY USED mercedes mechanic?!

    What say, BROTHER(?)

    QUIET BROTHER(!)

    #742798

    redblack
    Participant

    RANT – Throwing injured wild life

    White Center: You need a massage !

    What to do with Eye Doctor?

    I make kids

    Onion rings for intellectuals

    #742799

    miws
    Participant

    Ooh, good ones, redblack!

    Welcome to our little club!

    Mike

    #742800

    mirabile
    Member

    Coward

    A.R. Ammons

    Bravery runs in my family.

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