Rant: The world ending in 2012

[richwseattle]

I’m just so very disappointed that the world is going to end in 2012. I can’t tell you how much that messes up my plans, and I was going to get some pretty big bills paid off by then, too.

Granted, experts on Mayan civilization point out that their calendar *resets* in 2012, rather than ending. But who are you going to believe, people who actually study ancient cultures or people trying to sell books today?

And let’s not forget planetary alignments. Because you know *that’s* never happened before.

Well, at least I can look forward to all of the “End of the World” sales as the time approaches. I’ll snap up some deals on furniture, TVs, and maybe a really cute Mayan kitten calendar for the year zero.

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[mpento]

I got two words for you, woman president. Ha not laughing any more are ya :)

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[JoB]

i seem to have misplaced my reset button …

we didn’t get that woman president when we had the chance :(

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[Blend]

I know! Palin would have been an awesome last prezident. She could have taught us how to shoot wolves when the food supply runs out.

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[austin]

That’s all fine and dandy as long as the food supply runs out before the helicopter supply.

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[DP]

 

When they tell you not to panic, that’s when you run!

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[bailecyclist]

Eat chocolate now.

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[JayDee]

My Fave: A bumpersticker at PCC:

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Palin in 2012

(after all, the world will end anyways)

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