I’m just so very disappointed that the world is going to end in 2012. I can’t tell you how much that messes up my plans, and I was going to get some pretty big bills paid off by then, too.
Granted, experts on Mayan civilization point out that their calendar *resets* in 2012, rather than ending. But who are you going to believe, people who actually study ancient cultures or people trying to sell books today?
And let’s not forget planetary alignments. Because you know *that’s* never happened before.
Well, at least I can look forward to all of the “End of the World” sales as the time approaches. I’ll snap up some deals on furniture, TVs, and maybe a really cute Mayan kitten calendar for the year zero.
