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    DP
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    –along with two medium-sized balls of a lint and a dryer sheet.

    The following list of items:

    1. Dirthmick. A nonsense word. It doesn’t mean anything.
    2. Brotecutty. Another nonsense word.
    3. Splobber. A word that means something, but nobody knows what.
    4. Crapilons. A word that means, simply, “look it up.”
    5. Q: Why are mathematicians always on time for dessert?

      A: Because they know pie never repeats itself.

              (I know, I know. It’s irrational.)

    6. You know what’s really odd, though? The number 7.
    7. Oh yeah? Who you callin’ odd, 6? You’re nothing but the product of two 3-somes.
    8. No, technically that would be 9.
    9. Ja! Nein! *
    10. A random number of cats appeared on my doorstep this morning.

      They were discussing Einstein’s theory of relativity.

      I can’t explain it.

    —D.P.

    * http://roominate.com/blogg/99999.wav

    #700466

    JoB
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    and your manners?

    that’s where my kids kept theirs.

    #700467

    ws4ever
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    Riotous laughter. More, more!

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