–along with two medium-sized balls of a lint and a dryer sheet.
The following list of items:
- Dirthmick. A nonsense word. It doesn’t mean anything.
- Brotecutty. Another nonsense word.
- Splobber. A word that means something, but nobody knows what.
- Crapilons. A word that means, simply, “look it up.”
- Q: Why are mathematicians always on time for dessert?
A: Because they know pie never repeats itself.
(I know, I know. It’s irrational.)
- You know what’s really odd, though? The number 7.
- Oh yeah? Who you callin’ odd, 6? You’re nothing but the product of two 3-somes.
- No, technically that would be 9.
- Ja! Nein! *
- A random number of cats appeared on my doorstep this morning.
They were discussing Einstein’s theory of relativity.
I can’t explain it.
—D.P.
* http://roominate.com/blogg/99999.wav