Hi-effing-larious!!!
I love the one where the mom gives a half-eaten PBJ to her daughter and says to the crestfallen kid: “I thought you LIKED my cooking.”
Then her brother goes: “I’ll eat it!”
The rest of those parents thought the joke was on their kids, but it was really on them (the parents) for teaching kids the wrong message about Christmas. . . . Especially the one where the kid starts blubbering and then proceeds to physically attack his mom. Somewhere along the line someone really screwed up with that kid.