From the “those blog people will post ANYTHING, won’t they” file

August 29, 2007 at 9:18 pm | In Gardening, Gatewood | 9 Comments

A tongue-in-cheek note accompanied the photo of recently harvested carrots from a Gatewood garden …

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The e-mail subject line: AMAZING WEST SEATTLE CARROT. The text follows. Perhaps a flood of comments from insistent carrot lovers will force the gardeners to bask in their deserved spotlight.

We just pulled this pair of intertwined carrots from our garden in Gatewood and thought you should know about them. Feel free to publish this incredible photo on your blog — we have decided to keep it in the public domain and not pursue monetary rewards. In fact we humbly wish to remain anonymous.

9 Comments

  1. Monetary rewards? Yeah. Carrot porn generally brings top dollar on the open market.

    Comment by Christopher Boffoli — 10:55 pm August 29, 2007 #

  2. Fertilized with…….ummmm……Viagra?

    Mike

    Comment by miws — 7:09 am August 30, 2007 #

  3. ebay.

    Comment by RobertSeattle — 7:59 am August 30, 2007 #

  4. good point robert. to me it looks like the virgin mary cradling baby jesus. cha-ching!

    Comment by s — 8:54 am August 30, 2007 #

  5. mabye that could be the Short-Stop Mini Mart mascot

    Comment by JT — 9:50 am August 30, 2007 #

  6. You people are all perverts and you’re going to end up in Tukwila when you die.

    Those carrots are wrestling – at least that’s what I told my kids when they saw the photo.

    Comment by JumboJim — 10:52 am August 30, 2007 #

  7. (Insert Bevis laugh here) Heh, heh, heh, heh, He said carrot porn.
    I always wondered where Baby Carrots came from. Theres the proof.

    Comment by Todd in Westwood — 12:57 pm August 31, 2007 #

  8. I sent the picture along with some of the great comments to some of my friends and family.

    Comment from my son: “New euphemism for sex in West Seattle. Carrot Wrestling.”

    Comment by Jo — 5:21 pm September 1, 2007 #

  9. Reminds us of something we read while following Seattle news in the years between our first visit here as a tourist and our move here … around the turn of the ’90s, perhaps? … apparently some couple from Tukwila was quoted in one of the papers about their, um, frequency of, um, relations, and thereafter, the euphemism “Visiting Tukwila” apparently erupted.

    Comment by WSB — 7:14 pm September 1, 2007 #

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