For a rather unhandy person like me, the guys at Junction True Value are a blessing! They take the time to explain the products and provide expert, easy-to-understand advice. The entire staff is friendly and helpful. Oh, and they carry something called “Anti-Monkey-Butt Powder,” because who wants the heartache of monkey butt?
But, really, big-box store or friendly neighborhood hardware store? No contest!
Indeed, there’s nothing worse than monkey butt. The packaging for this miracle powder is classic – you can google it. There’s even a Lady Anti-Monkey Butt (though I don’t think our friends at True Value carry that version). But, yes, the perfect his-and-her gifts! So elegant!