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September 19, 2008 at 1:52 am #588101
HunterGParticipantI asked to borrow someone’s pen in the parking lot of my beloved Thriftway, and the guy responds to me…”Have you been exploited today?” and wouldn’t hand it over until I answered.
I wanted to scream at him because he said it in kind of a sleazy way – I’m just using your freakin pen dude…
What’s the best (and by best I mean worst) pick up line that has ever been used on you or in your presence?
September 19, 2008 at 3:13 am #639798
cruiserMemberAh your bringing back some memories now:)
How about going up to a girl in a bar and saying “Get your coat love you’ve scored”:)…now I’ve no comment to make on whether or not I’ve ever uttered that sentence!
September 19, 2008 at 3:14 am #639799
cruiserMember……or “Here’s a quarter honey, call your Mom and tell her you won’t be home”
September 19, 2008 at 3:17 am #639800
MagpieParticipantHow about, I had a date with someone else tonight, but they forgot. I’d hate to have these tickets go to waste……..
September 19, 2008 at 3:20 am #639801
JoBParticipantYa wanna f… or what?
September 19, 2008 at 3:22 am #639802
JoBParticipantSeptember 19, 2008 at 3:29 am #639803
CaduceusMemberOne of the lines I’d never imagine I’d ever seriously hear until I witnessed it being used is
“If I could re-arange the alphabet I’d put U and I together…”
September 19, 2008 at 3:37 am #639804
austinMemberPeople actually use pickup lines? I don’t think I’ve ever been in the presence of that.
I found this
http://www.linesthataregood.com/
while thinking about it.
September 19, 2008 at 3:57 am #639805
HunterGParticipantI think the funniest one ever used on me was when I was cashiering.
Guy came through my line, asked if he could get cash back.
I replied yes.
How much, the guy replies?
Any amount up to $100, I answer.
So I can get $69 back?
Sure…(not entertained).
So needless to say, the guy asks for $69 back, but is declined for insufficient funds.
September 19, 2008 at 5:47 am #639806
JanSParticipantHunter…that one cracked me up…wonder what else was insufficient..
September 19, 2008 at 5:47 am #639807
nuniMemberSeptember 19, 2008 at 6:04 am #639808
HunterGParticipantOh SNAP, JanS! ROTFLMAO!
September 19, 2008 at 6:11 am #639809
ZenguyParticipantI neglected to post this earlier, but over heard a guy in a Credit Union in Alaska (no judgements) that complianed about a notice of “insignificant funds”…I had to leave.
September 19, 2008 at 6:42 am #639810
TrickParticipantBoy: Hey, what’s the tag on your collar say?
Girl: Huh, I don’t know?
Boy: *lifts collar* OH, made in heaven!
“No really, you have a great looking tooth”
September 19, 2008 at 7:13 am #639811
AnonymousInactive“I could turn you”
September 19, 2008 at 2:48 pm #639812
GenHillOneParticipantAh, JT, that one is universal! Right up there with “you just haven’t met the right (insert) yet”
September 19, 2008 at 3:42 pm #639813
JenVMemberAre those outer space pants? Because your a$$ is out of this world….
September 19, 2008 at 3:48 pm #639814
TrickParticipantSeptember 19, 2008 at 4:16 pm #639815
In2theknightMemberOooooooh, is that how that line goes, JenV?! See I got it wrong and said “…because your a$$ is as big as Jupiter.” …so after I picked myself back up off the floor, I went to get a burger and then went home.
September 19, 2008 at 4:38 pm #639816
JenVMemberBWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG.
September 19, 2008 at 4:43 pm #639817
JoBParticipantSeptember 19, 2008 at 5:21 pm #639818
SuitsarenotBoringMemberOnce when I was wearing a leopard print dress (it was the late 90s), some guy announced, “I could skin you!” I actually stopped and congratulated him on the line.
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