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June 30, 2010 at 5:45 am #697562
service dog academyMemberthis weekend i made cool bumper stickers that said “my service dog is smarter than your honor student”. they went like hotcakes.
next weekend im making ones that say “my service chupacabra is smarter than your honor student”. i expect these ones to sell out just as fast.
Mary McNeight, BGS, CCS
Owner/Head Trainer
Service Chupacabra Academy
dba Service Dog Academy
June 30, 2010 at 6:20 am #697563
Garden_nymphMemberI will need at least three of them! Where will you be selling them and how much? I think you should also make “Service Chupacabras of West Seattle” bumper stickers. This thread brings me so much joy!
June 30, 2010 at 6:57 am #697564
BlendParticipantlet’s all make bumper stickers. I will make one with chupys riding the pedicab with a little red skirt. Our new slogan could be “West Seattle..home of the Chupacabra” and people could come from all over searching for them in West Seattle…only to find coyotes and sidewalk hogs with lattes and strollers.
June 30, 2010 at 7:11 am #697565
WSBKeymasterI miss Art Bell.
June 30, 2010 at 4:04 pm #697566
service dog academyMembershould i make a Chupacabra one of these as well? its kind of a “naughty” tshirt! http://www.cafepress.com/servicedogacdmy.456628891
before i became a dog, er i mean Chupacabra, trainer i was a graphic artist and photographer http://www.rainbowdolphins.com/
Mary McNeight, BGS, CCS
Owner/Head Trainer
Service Chupacabra Academy
dba Service Dog Academy
June 30, 2010 at 6:46 pm #697567
TDeParticipantFor Sale: Chupa-Poos. VERY Rare. Not de-clawed or de-fanged – will need extensive training. Hypo-Allergenic coat, except during their annual molt. Recommend they be purchased in twos, as they can get a little destructive when lonely.
June 30, 2010 at 7:51 pm #697568
EmmyJaneParticipantTDe- do you have a business license to breed Chupa-poos? Or are you single-handedly supporting the underground economy?
Does anyone know if the police van is still ticketing on I-35? Yesterday I saw a car full of Chups going at least 50. At least the Chupa got a ticket at the red light camera.
June 30, 2010 at 9:21 pm #697569
BlendParticipantI am looking for a Chupa-doodle because I have allergies.
Please email me at: Kelly@ibrakeforchupas.com
June 30, 2010 at 9:35 pm #697570
celeste17ParticipantAre the pairs of Chupa’s a breeding pair? Do we have to get them spayed and neutered?
July 1, 2010 at 1:41 am #697571
ToddinWestwoodMemberI someone really does make/print stickers, can I get one?
July 1, 2010 at 1:48 am #697572
Garden_nymphMemberNo way, I prefer mine filleted and buttered. They are MUCH tastier that way!
Who needs Art Bell and his UFO stories when WE have CHU-PA-CABRAS!? Hey, he may be right… THAT explains how chupacabras GOT here.
I want a shirt with MousePotato’s avatar on it.
July 1, 2010 at 7:54 am #697573
Garden_nymphMemberToddinWestwood,
You have started one FUN thread!
My Chupy just had her first mixed breed litter. Any takers on Chow-pacabra pups?
July 1, 2010 at 8:09 am #697574
MousePotatoMemberI have some labra-cabras that I need to find homes for. Sorry, you can’t have any small children. Been there before and it is NOT pretty….
July 1, 2010 at 12:03 pm #697575
UnderaTreeMemberAlert! Whilst taking my evening constitutional,I am sure I saw a Chupie in Solstice Park last night. I witnessed it doing some graffiti on the walls of the pea patch gardens. (very quickly I hid in the tall grasses,as I don’t care to encounter one after dark)
He didn’t need a flash light as his eyes provided light to his work. Acually, he kinda glowed all over. Not the spa kinda glow but that florescent glow that they are known for, it added a sparkle to his scales.
I was afraid he would see me lurking and lose it. I held my breath. After a while he left and I could exhale.
Before scurrying home,I saw that he wrote some mean stuff about goats and the police harassment recently received by some chupas on the utube.
I am wondering if he is homeless?
July 1, 2010 at 3:41 pm #697576
HolyKowMemberJuly 1, 2010 at 4:35 pm #697577
UnderaTreeMemberI really couldn’t see any badge.It was dark, I was in the weeds. However. I read that they are against badges. Their motto on their blog reads “we don’t need no stinking badges”. Who am I to ask? I wonder if they are carrying fleas?
July 1, 2010 at 6:07 pm #697578
ws4everMemberNo, it was just some sour grapes goats spreading those stories. Everything else is correct. However, the chupas think the goats are just marinating in their own wine…I’m feeling a bit hungry talking about all this.
July 1, 2010 at 6:57 pm #697579
HolyKowMemberSpeaking of Marinating, little know fact :
The Chupa eyes can actually dissolve old petroleum waste…so in order to help the Marination wagon get that 35th/Graham site, we need to have a:
CHUPA FLASH MOB!
everyone bring their chuppys down to the 35th/Graham site and lets have an Oil Broil and get that site cleaned up.
If it works, maybe we can rent them to BP for the big spill, they need all the help they can get.
We need to start a west seattle little league team called the Chupacabras. We would so win.
hk
July 1, 2010 at 8:38 pm #697580
ToddinWestwoodMemberI will be riding my Chupacabra across the South Park Bridge for my commute.
Mayor McCheese will now endorse Chupy Commuting as they are less impact on the Earth than manufacturing lead acid batteries for electric cars or the coal fired power plants needed to generate electricity.
July 1, 2010 at 10:24 pm #697581
Garden_nymphMember…but the chafing, THE CHAFING! (said in a whisper while looking toward the ground like Brick on The Middle.)
July 1, 2010 at 10:59 pm #697582
BlendParticipantI don’t think you are following the rules of the forum…you must find this chupacabra and tell him your problem with him before posting something negative.
July 2, 2010 at 12:12 am #697583
UnderaTreeMemberWell,I would like to volunteer to help look for him but only if I can bring my own power washer. That will keep us safe and cool us down when he looses it.
He doesn’t like negativity and usually needs to visit the therapist once a week for certain ‘needs’ he has regarding goats.
He HATES for us to talk about him with his caregiver behind his back. He won’t answer his texts for days afterwards. He actually called me and said that I was not to call his number anymore. I have his number by the way.
July 2, 2010 at 1:14 am #697584
ToddinWestwoodMemberIn the State Of Washington.
The safety of Chupacabra riders is a responsibility shared by motorists and
Chupacabras. By law, Chupacabra are considered vehicles, just as cars are
vehicles. Chupacabra do share the same rights, duties, and responsibilities
as do automobile drivers. Obey all traffic laws. Ride with the flow of traffic.
( Motorists do not expect Chupacabra riding on the wrong side of the roadway! )
Chupacabra can choose to ride in a Chupacabra lane or on the shoulder of the
road, but they are not required to do so. Motorists and Chupacabra who
don’t obey traffic laws can be ticketed. All persons who use public roads
must understand state traffic laws and use safe driving and riding habits.
The Traffic laws apply to all BMX, Freestyle, Mountain, Road,
Tandem, Triwheeler, Chupacabra just as they apply to motor vehicles.
You should treat Chupacabra the same as any other vehicle on the roadway.
July 2, 2010 at 1:29 am #697585
EmmyJaneParticipantI’m going to repaint all the sharrows in West Seattle with a Chupa on a bike.
July 2, 2010 at 3:36 am #697586
celeste17ParticipantDo the Chupacabra require a translator when they go to take their driving tests? After all English is their second language. And are the translators giving the testing Chupacabra the answers? Always wondered how some people got their license.
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