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    As heard at a potluck on Friday “have you tried those new green lemons? They are sooo good!

    My thoughts, really…do you know Jessica Simpson?

    Add your own just for fun.



    From my sister: I can’t wait to get home so I can take these pants off.

    Three from a friend of mine:

    It’s easier for her to be wrong than right. (about a server at a restaurant)

    That was exciting…and kinda boring.

    You should go step on a gingko nut.



    …but those were quotes from other days.

    Here is today’s quote:

    Just got back from the coffee shop. I’m tossing my empty cup into the waste bin, when I notice a cute-as-a-button little girl behind me. She’s saying something as she tosses her own item into the trash. I hear her mutter in possibly the most disgusted and yet victorious voice, “…the remains of a dead maple bar…”

    Poor maple bar. What tortures it must have endured…

    …during the danish inquisition…



    “Nobody expectorates the danish inquisition!”



    @DP, wow…not sure I could have held it at that one.

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