Quote of the day

[Zenguy]

As heard at a potluck on Friday “have you tried those new green lemons? They are sooo good!

My thoughts, really…do you know Jessica Simpson?

Add your own just for fun.

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[mirabile]

From my sister: I can’t wait to get home so I can take these pants off.

Three from a friend of mine:

It’s easier for her to be wrong than right. (about a server at a restaurant)

That was exciting…and kinda boring.

You should go step on a gingko nut.

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[mirabile]

…but those were quotes from other days.

Here is today’s quote:

Just got back from the coffee shop. I’m tossing my empty cup into the waste bin, when I notice a cute-as-a-button little girl behind me. She’s saying something as she tosses her own item into the trash. I hear her mutter in possibly the most disgusted and yet victorious voice, “…the remains of a dead maple bar…”

Poor maple bar. What tortures it must have endured…

…during the danish inquisition…

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[DP]

“Nobody expectorates the danish inquisition!”

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[Zenguy]

@DP, wow…not sure I could have held it at that one.

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