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June 23, 2012 at 8:43 pm #603707
DBPMemberJune 23, 2012 at 8:48 pm #761728
karenParticipantJune 23, 2012 at 8:58 pm #761729
DBPMemberJune 23, 2012 at 10:15 pm #761730June 24, 2012 at 2:14 am #761731
JoBParticipantJune 24, 2012 at 2:35 am #761732
DBPMemberJune 24, 2012 at 2:22 pm #761733
sbreParticipantI grew up on a dairy, feeding, tending and milking cows. Even helped birth a few calves at times.
One fun thing I will never forget is ‘cow tipping’.
As you may know most of the time cows will sleep standing up, and being so top-heavy it’s really easy to push them over when you walk up on one that is asleep.
As you may not know, most cows have a sense of humor and some find it so funny to see another tipped over they will laugh at it, occasionally laughing so hard that milk will come out of thier nose.
June 24, 2012 at 4:05 pm #761734
DBPMemberJune 24, 2012 at 9:13 pm #761735
waynsterParticipanthttp://www.bobrivers.com/#v8642 check out the song lmao
Fat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren’t much fun
Cows aren’t fun
They eat to grow, grow to die
Die to be et at the hamburger fry
Cows well done
Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
Cows are one
He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
Cow Tse Tongue
He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
Cow doldrums
He mooed ‘We must fight. Escape or we’ll die.’
Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high
Bad cow pun
But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
Cows are bummed
He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
Cows with guns
They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
Cow well hung
Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
Run cows run!
He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
‘We are free roving bovines, we run free today.’
We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the buffalo, or die
Cows with guns
They crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
Cows have fun
Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
Much cow dung
Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way
We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the buffalo, or die
Cows with guns
The President said ‘Enough is enough
These uppity cattle, its time to get tough’
Cow dung flung
The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
Cows on buns
The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moos, they chewed their last hay
Cows out gunned
The order was given to turn cows to Whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers
Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers
We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the buffalo, or die
Cows with guns
Copyright 1996 Lyons Brothers Music (BMI)
PO Box 2627, Bellingham, WA 98227 USA
All Rights Reserved
June 24, 2012 at 9:43 pm #761736
DBPMemberJune 24, 2012 at 10:21 pm #761737
sbreParticipantFortunately not all cows are demented and evil-minded, some just want to dance…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8_nWk4qtAU&feature=related
June 25, 2012 at 3:45 am #761738
DBPMemberJune 25, 2012 at 1:50 pm #761739
JoBParticipantDBP
somewhere in West Seattle tonight a parent is soothing a child who is having bovine nightmares because of you…
June 25, 2012 at 3:01 pm #761740
miwsParticipantJoB, I think you may have unintentionally given DPB an idea for another captioning of the pic.
Or maybe I just did.
Crap. >.<
Mike
June 25, 2012 at 3:34 pm #761741
DBPMemberJune 25, 2012 at 4:18 pm #761742
sbreParticipantIs this the human version of Mad Cow Disease?
June 25, 2012 at 6:02 pm #761743
miwsParticipantJune 25, 2012 at 6:06 pm #761744
JVMemberJune 25, 2012 at 7:31 pm #761745
DBPMemberYes, well, in the name of honesty, I have to admit that NONE of these cow ones are mine. I ripped them off from another site. :-(
I was planning on disclosing that at the end, but you forced my hand. Just a few more to go now anyway . . .
June 25, 2012 at 10:21 pm #761746
BostonmanMemberOk these are good. I had a nice laugh.
June 25, 2012 at 11:25 pm #761747
anonymeParticipantFunniest EVER, DP.
I once saw a bumpersticker I loved:
“Save the dolphins? What did the cows do wrong?”
June 26, 2012 at 4:56 pm #761748
DBPMemberJune 26, 2012 at 5:35 pm #761749
miwsParticipantJune 27, 2012 at 4:45 pm #761750
DBPMemberJune 28, 2012 at 5:53 pm #761751
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