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  • #603707

    DBP
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    #761728

    karen
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    “What?”

    Never can trust a cow.

    #761729

    DBP
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    #761730

    miws
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    #761731

    JoB
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    who gave those cows matches?

    methane can be deadly

    #761732

    DBP
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    #761733

    sbre
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    I grew up on a dairy, feeding, tending and milking cows. Even helped birth a few calves at times.

    One fun thing I will never forget is ‘cow tipping’.

    As you may know most of the time cows will sleep standing up, and being so top-heavy it’s really easy to push them over when you walk up on one that is asleep.

    As you may not know, most cows have a sense of humor and some find it so funny to see another tipped over they will laugh at it, occasionally laughing so hard that milk will come out of thier nose.

    #761734

    DBP
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    #761735

    waynster
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    http://www.bobrivers.com/#v8642 check out the song lmao

    Fat and docile, big and dumb

    They look so stupid, they aren’t much fun

    Cows aren’t fun

    They eat to grow, grow to die

    Die to be et at the hamburger fry

    Cows well done

    Nobody thunk it, nobody knew

    No one imagined the great cow guru

    Cows are one

    He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal

    He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal

    Cow Tse Tongue

    He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred

    He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd

    Cow doldrums

    He mooed ‘We must fight. Escape or we’ll die.’

    Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high

    Bad cow pun

    But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate

    Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate

    Cows are bummed

    He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy

    No one suspected he was packing an Uzi

    Cows with guns

    They came with a needle to stick in his thigh

    He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye

    Cow well hung

    Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door

    Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor

    Run cows run!

    He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay

    ‘We are free roving bovines, we run free today.’

    We will fight for bovine freedom

    And hold our large heads high

    We will run free with the buffalo, or die

    Cows with guns

    They crashed the gate in a great stampede

    Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed

    Cows have fun

    Sixty police cars were piled in a heap

    Covered in cow pies, covered up deep

    Much cow dung

    Black smoke rising, darkening the day

    Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way

    We will fight for bovine freedom

    And hold our large heads high

    We will run free with the buffalo, or die

    Cows with guns

    The President said ‘Enough is enough

    These uppity cattle, its time to get tough’

    Cow dung flung

    The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief

    Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef

    Cows on buns

    The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed

    They mooed their last moos, they chewed their last hay

    Cows out gunned

    The order was given to turn cows to Whoppers

    Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers

    But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers

    Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers

    We will fight for bovine freedom

    And hold our large heads high

    We will run free with the buffalo, or die

    Cows with guns

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    #761736

    DBP
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    #761737

    sbre
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    Fortunately not all cows are demented and evil-minded, some just want to dance…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8_nWk4qtAU&feature=related

    #761738

    DBP
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    #761739

    JoB
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    DBP

    somewhere in West Seattle tonight a parent is soothing a child who is having bovine nightmares because of you…

    #761740

    miws
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    JoB, I think you may have unintentionally given DPB an idea for another captioning of the pic.

    Or maybe I just did.

    Crap. >.<

    Mike

    #761741

    DBP
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    #761742

    sbre
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    Is this the human version of Mad Cow Disease?

    #761743

    miws
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    I think it’s the WSB version of Mad Poster Disease…. ;-)

    Mike

    #761744

    JV
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    DBP – I think this is your true calling.

    Caption contest champion.

    #761745

    DBP
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    Yes, well, in the name of honesty, I have to admit that NONE of these cow ones are mine. I ripped them off from another site. :-(

    I was planning on disclosing that at the end, but you forced my hand. Just a few more to go now anyway . . .

     

       

     

    #761746

    Bostonman
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    Ok these are good. I had a nice laugh.

    #761747

    anonyme
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    Funniest EVER, DP.

    I once saw a bumpersticker I loved:

    “Save the dolphins? What did the cows do wrong?”

    #761748

    DBP
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    #761749

    miws
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    Well, he probably appreciated that more than if you had squeezed his….

    Mike

    #761750

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    #761751

    DBP
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    It almost gets to be a kind of addiction.

    A burden, really.

    Not for me. For you.

     

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