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    tanyar23
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    I am disturbed by my daughters’ accounts of roving cat gangs congregating by the catnip plant in the neighbor’s yard. They have witnessed our cat partaking in this activity. I may need to stage an intervention.

    #729349

    cjboffoli
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    tanyar23: Are you sure an intervention is necessary? Since your cat started hitting the catnip it has been composing some of the best, most creative jazz of its career thus far.

    #729350

    bebecat
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    Most likely it is a “dispensary” for medical use!

    #729351

    funkietoo
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    Is that legal?

    #729352

    tanyar23
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    Oh, how I wish this blog had the “like” button for comments. :)

    #729353

    Irukandji
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    This reminds me – does anyone need to get rid of a small metal hamster cage or bird cage? Great for putting over the nip so cats can only have so much while protecting the plant itself.

    #729354

    metrognome
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    ummm … do you leave the hamster or bird inside the cage???

    #729355

    KatherineL
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    Irukandji, if you can’t get a ready made cage, I used to make one from hardware cloth and small metal dowels. With quite a bit of wire to hold it together and bend a top over it. Otherwise the plants just disappeared. You can get the materials from True Value for not too much cost.

    #729356

    JoB
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    i like the birdcage idea…

    adds a whimsical touch to the garden..

    maybe planting catnip in my neighbors front yard would keep their cat home?

    #729357

    miws
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    Kitteh friends don’t let kitteh friends do catnip…

    Mike

    #729358

    elikapeka
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    Be careful – catnip is a gateway drug! Next thing you know, you’ll be finding this hidden in the back of the closet!

    http://cheezburger.com/View/3031630080

    I’m apparently not smart enough to figure out how to get the picture into my post.

    #729359

    ellenater
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    This is an age old problem and I’m frankly shocked that you all are just finding out about it. Catnip dates back to pre-opium days in Catghanistan. Where do you think the term “cat burglar” came from?

    #729360

    metrognome
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    not to mention the term ‘catatonic,’ which originated in Catmandu. Although its origins have been obscured by the mists of time, it is thought to refer to the state achieved by ancient felines who imbibed tea made from catnip. Scholars further believe that certain anti-social feline behavior (i.e strolling into the middle of a crowded room and leisurely washing its nether regions) is linked to the resulting intoxication and has been passed down to subesquent generations.

    #729361

    Al
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    When we first moved into our house, we discovered that the prior occupants had run a similar dispensary for the neighborhood cats. In order to improve their comfort a nice flat tilted rock was provided so they could recline comfortably for some time and more so if it was warmed by the sun; if a cat was lucky enough to get the best seat first.

    Unfortunately we had to close up shop with a re-vamped garden and the infiltration of not-so-friendly cats from out of the neighborhood.

    #729362

    furryfaces
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    If you don’t talk to your cat about catnip…who will?

    #729363

    miws
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    elikapeka, that image you linked to is simply heartbreaking…..

    So young…..so innocent looking…… :-(

    Mike

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    elikapeka
    Participant

    Yes, it’s a “cat”astrophe!

    #729365

    metrognome
    Participant

    speaking of a catastrophe, I’m wondering whether this renegade group of cats had anything to do with that container full of 70,000 pounds of frozen herring that mysteriously fell off its trailer on the Bridge yesterday …

    #729366

    christopherboffoli
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    Catnip trafficking. Herring truck hijacking (causing a different type of trafficking). Sounds like some kind of feline organized crime ring. I expect Al CAT-pone is the kingpin.

    #729367

    metrognome
    Participant

    maybe the hijacking was … wait for it … a red herring for an attempt to catnap some catnip. Of course, if the trailer had been full of tuna, we would be sure that the cats were involved, esp. if a container of can openers was also hijacked. Maybe we should call on the services of that famous detective, Bulldog Drummond, to investigate.

    #729368

    maude
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    It’s probably just coincidence that a train near Lacey, WA was stopped and relieved of the contents of only one car: the one containing opposable thumbs. I read it on the Cattington Post.

    #729369

    tanyar23
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    I have laughed so hard that my cheeks hurt. I am going to have to get together our block watch to watch out for these nefarious kitties!

    #729370

    metrognome
    Participant

    Don’t worry, I just heard that Sam Spayed is on their tail (except for the manxes.) He found out they like to hang out at the Kit-Kat Bar and drink Meow-Tais and Tom and Jerrys. They don’t drink Zombies cuz they make their fur stand on end (except the black cats drink them on Halloween). You probably don’t want to be anywhere near the place when it closes down at 2 a.m.; there have been a couple of fatalities caused by hair balls being coughed up at subsonic speed after too many Hairy Navels.

    #729371

    metrognome
    Participant

    it’s not just the cats you have to worry about …

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQtR2iBPGA4&NR=1

    #729372

    Aim
    Participant

    oh no, maude. We’re in big trouble. We’ve long said that if only they had opposable thumbs, our Cat Army would be hanging at the corner market, drinking 40’s and smoking catnip.

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