This just in . . .
Using the latest Internets technology, I have acquired another photo of the dreaded Chupacabra.
So stay tuned.
And while we’re on the subject, I’d just like to remind you all that the Internet is not something that you just dump something on.
It’s not a big truck.
It’s a series of tubes.
—Sen. Ted Stevens (1923-2010)
R.I.P.