Chupacabra Friendly Patios

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    With the warm weather finally on it’s way, I was wondering if any of West Seattle’s eating establishments allow well behaved Chupacabra on their patios?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupacabra

    #696845

    JEM
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    I think as long as you say it is a “service Chupacabra” then you are ok

    #696846

    Lindsey
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    LOL! Want to have a chupacabra meetup? I heard they aren’t expressly banned from the beaches…

    #696847

    Garden_nymph
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    …and do they have an off leash park designated for them to play? Do the scoop laws apply to them also? Thanks Todd et al for my daily laugh!

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    Free service chupacabra training available! Yes, we can train your chupacabra to do your dishes, fold your laundry and vacuum your house. No income requirements for free training services! Call now for this limited time offer for West Seattle Blog forum users!

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    Garden_nymph
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    Service dog academy,

    Will you teach my chupacabra to wash windows and iron my clothes too?! Where do I sign up?

    #696850

    HelperMonkey
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    you all had better keep your chupacabras on leash when I am out with my goats!

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    Blend
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    I don’t think you have to pick up the Chupacabra poop..I believe it lights on fire and burns up instantly.

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    Garden_nymph
    Member

    What’s that, easy to light and clean burning; sounds like a new, clean, heat source. Just imagine, “Chupy chunks” sold in reused boxes at our farmer’s market! See folks, first a West Seattle Trader Joe’s and now cheap heat. We could employ several people to scoop it, helping solve unemployment because, “Many hands make light work.” Next stop, the Gulf of Mexico, I hear they need some help…

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    Blend
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    That would take a lot of Chupas to clean up that mess. But I like your style.

    #696854

    CountingCoup
    Member

    Need to know how I get my chupacabra legal immigration status.

    #696855

    wundrgrrrl
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    If it’s had all the usual Cryptid vaccinations, it shouldn’t be a problem.

    #696856

    Andy
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    This is the US of A, CountingCoup, Legal citizenship is not required.

    #696857

    linda
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    Things could get ugly though if your “service Chupacabra” is on the patio at the same time as someone’s “service goat”, no matter how well behaved it is.

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    Blend
    Participant

    they need to crossbreed a chupacabra with a chihuahua so I can have one that fits in my purse and I can put little sweaters on it to match my shoes.

    #696859

    Andy
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    Chupahuahua. Chihuacabra.

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    voodoo
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    Sorry, my brain is fried so I have nothing witty to say. I just have to tell y’all how much I am enjoying this thread – this is the type of absurd humor that totally tickles me!

    #696861

    THanks for the kind words. It is just how me brain works sometimes.

    It was either this, or writing a thread about petitioning the city to change Westcrest Park into an off leash cat park. :)

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    Blend
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    cats and dogs living together?..someone get Bill Murray on the phone.

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