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June 17, 2010 at 11:39 pm #595225
ToddinWestwoodMemberWith the warm weather finally on it’s way, I was wondering if any of West Seattle’s eating establishments allow well behaved Chupacabra on their patios?
June 17, 2010 at 11:48 pm #696845
JEMParticipantI think as long as you say it is a “service Chupacabra” then you are ok
June 18, 2010 at 12:25 am #696846
LindseyParticipantLOL! Want to have a chupacabra meetup? I heard they aren’t expressly banned from the beaches…
June 18, 2010 at 12:38 am #696847
Garden_nymphMember…and do they have an off leash park designated for them to play? Do the scoop laws apply to them also? Thanks Todd et al for my daily laugh!
June 18, 2010 at 12:49 am #696848
service dog academyMemberFree service chupacabra training available! Yes, we can train your chupacabra to do your dishes, fold your laundry and vacuum your house. No income requirements for free training services! Call now for this limited time offer for West Seattle Blog forum users!
June 18, 2010 at 1:13 am #696849
Garden_nymphMemberService dog academy,
Will you teach my chupacabra to wash windows and iron my clothes too?! Where do I sign up?
June 18, 2010 at 1:20 am #696850
HelperMonkeyParticipantyou all had better keep your chupacabras on leash when I am out with my goats!
June 18, 2010 at 2:10 am #696851
BlendParticipantI don’t think you have to pick up the Chupacabra poop..I believe it lights on fire and burns up instantly.
June 18, 2010 at 3:58 am #696852
Garden_nymphMemberWhat’s that, easy to light and clean burning; sounds like a new, clean, heat source. Just imagine, “Chupy chunks” sold in reused boxes at our farmer’s market! See folks, first a West Seattle Trader Joe’s and now cheap heat. We could employ several people to scoop it, helping solve unemployment because, “Many hands make light work.” Next stop, the Gulf of Mexico, I hear they need some help…
June 18, 2010 at 4:09 am #696853
BlendParticipantThat would take a lot of Chupas to clean up that mess. But I like your style.
June 18, 2010 at 4:08 pm #696854
CountingCoupMemberNeed to know how I get my chupacabra legal immigration status.
June 18, 2010 at 6:03 pm #696855
wundrgrrrlParticipantIf it’s had all the usual Cryptid vaccinations, it shouldn’t be a problem.
June 18, 2010 at 8:28 pm #696856
AndyParticipantThis is the US of A, CountingCoup, Legal citizenship is not required.
June 18, 2010 at 9:41 pm #696857
lindaParticipantThings could get ugly though if your “service Chupacabra” is on the patio at the same time as someone’s “service goat”, no matter how well behaved it is.
June 18, 2010 at 10:32 pm #696858
BlendParticipantthey need to crossbreed a chupacabra with a chihuahua so I can have one that fits in my purse and I can put little sweaters on it to match my shoes.
June 18, 2010 at 10:35 pm #696859
AndyParticipantChupahuahua. Chihuacabra.
June 20, 2010 at 3:08 am #696860
voodooMemberSorry, my brain is fried so I have nothing witty to say. I just have to tell y’all how much I am enjoying this thread – this is the type of absurd humor that totally tickles me!
June 20, 2010 at 3:42 am #696861
ToddinWestwoodMemberTHanks for the kind words. It is just how me brain works sometimes.
It was either this, or writing a thread about petitioning the city to change Westcrest Park into an off leash cat park. :)
June 20, 2010 at 8:31 am #696862
BlendParticipantcats and dogs living together?..someone get Bill Murray on the phone.
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