Pawing pawpaws! Rubbing rutabagas, nudging nectarines, oogling oranges, man-handling mushrooms, stroking celery, heavy handed with the habaneros, choking cherries, scaring scallions, squeezing squash, getting cute with the cucumbers, millions of ways to misbehave in the produce aisles!
Btw, even though I wear gloves, I, too, use produce bags like gloves. Hold the bottom, turn it inside out, and then test and/or pick the item up. Oh, and no smelling!