UPDATE: Why did the goat cross the road?

12:28 PM: Apparently because it’s lost. We have multiple reports including this one:

We found a brown and white goat crossing Delridge by Home Depot on Orchard. She has horns and is currently at the gas station tied up by a food truck.

Here’s a photo we received (larger size substituted):

(We usually list lost pets on this page but this one’s unusual!)

2:38 PM: We just learned the goat escaped from the nearby Vietnamese Cultural Center (which, we should have remembered, is promising a “goat show” as part of its Children’s Moonlight Festival 2-4 pm Saturday). We’ve sent contact info to all parties and hopefully a reunion will ensue.

6 Replies to "UPDATE: Why did the goat cross the road?"

  • DC September 11, 2026 (2:25 pm)

    You’ve got to be kidding.

    • WSB September 11, 2026 (2:27 pm)

      ::applause::

    • It’s a zoo out there September 12, 2026 (12:45 am)

      That’s baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

  • Jethro Marx September 11, 2026 (3:31 pm)

    Mmmmm, locally sourced birria

  • dontblockme September 11, 2026 (4:49 pm)

    For the same reason the chicken did…

  • Goat wrangler September 11, 2026 (5:22 pm)

    Oh good, glad the mystery is solved!

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