To the person who lives on 34th AVE SW who dumped two bags of recycle and garbage on our parking strip: We found what looks like a pretty important letter in there with your name and address on it. (Sorry for reading it, but you DID dump it in front of our house and we had to sort the garbage from recycle). We decided that in light of your recent financial troubles we would just put your trash with ours. You are welcome.
I love how this is a perfect combination of total (justifiable) burn but then also really nice gesture at the end. Kinda like those sour patch kid candy commercials…”first they’re sour, but then they’re sweet.” I personally would have had a REALLY hard time not going to that address and returning the “misplaced” garbage. You’re a better man/woman than I ;)