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  • #762259

    DBP
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    DD: 3.3

     

     

     

     

    #762260

    miws
    Participant

    Algorithm.

    Mike

    #762261

    DBP
    Member

    [Sigh]

    Couldn’t you at least pretend to have an average IQ once in a while?

    #762262

    DBP
    Member

    DD: 2.5

    #762263

    jwws
    Participant

    Tiger in your tank

    #762264

    DBP
    Member

    Good guess, but no. It’s not a tank and it’s not a tiger.

    The date is significant.

    #762265

    sbre
    Participant

    Curisoty killed the cat.

    #762266

    DBP
    Member

    Yes. He’s gone.

    A moment of silence please.

    #762267

    DBP
    Member

     

    Topical, if not exactly tropical.

     

    #762268

    miws
    Participant

    Bottom dude on the story pole?

    Mike

    #762269

    miws
    Participant

    Lowman Beach?

    #762270

    365Stairs
    Participant

    That doesn’t LOOK like Brittany Spears on a beach?

    #762271

    DBP
    Member

    If I EVER post ANYTHING with a reference to Britney Spears, please flag it immediately.

     

    You got it, Mike. “Low Man Beach”

    (Not to be taken as an anti-Native American slur.)

    #762272

    miws
    Participant

    I’m gonna have to stop answering these correctly.

    Running out of room to store the prizes that DPB so generously provides…..

    Mike

    #762273

    365Stairs
    Participant

    Mid-Life Crisis?

    I am right!…Am I right?

    #762274

    DBP
    Member

    I’m going to try something new today.

    Fill in the blank.

    (Pun intended)

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    Q: What did the Hollywood celebrity say to his new donor brain?  

     

           

     

    #894615

    lindastewards
    Participant

    What do you think of the following puns?
    The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize.
    I guess I came too soon.
    Why did the jelly bean go to university?
    Taken from funny puns on Punsville

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