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September 13, 2012 at 10:40 pm #770921
DBPMemberScrew that. Don’t fall for it, WS.
I’ll give you 61 cents back for every buck. Plus, for every dollar I get, a portion will be spent at LOCAL West Seattle taverns.
September 13, 2012 at 11:09 pm #770922
SueParticipantHey, now I’m winning more $ AND a car!
This is to inform you that you were selected for a cash price of € 1,000,000.00 (one million pounds sterling) and a BMW X6 car from the International programs held on 10th of september 2012 in the United Kingdom through this year Internet balloted random process of the major search engines worldwide and your Email address won.
(of course, € and £ are not exactly the same, but I’m sure it’s just a typo and I’m getting the higher amount)
September 14, 2012 at 4:42 pm #770923
DBPMemberI’m told someone’s been mass mailing the letter below to those poor suckers over there in Nigeria.
I don’t know if there’s anything the US government can do to stop this guy (probably not) but it really breaks my heart to think of how many people may have already fallen prey to this swindler . . .
CONFIDENTIAL
Dear Sir,
Good day and compliments. This letter will definitely come to you as a huge surprise, but I implore you to take the time to go through it carefully as the decision you make will go off a long way to determine the future and continued existence of the entire members of my family.
Please allow me to introduce myself. I am a former executive and commander in chief of one of the largest financial and real estate empires that ever was existed in the United States.
My ordeal started immediately after the “bubble” burst on 1 September, 2008 and the subsequent take over of Wall Street by the last administration. The present government is determined to portray all the good work of myself and my fellow CEOs in a bad light and have gone as far as confiscating all my stock options, company golf club memberships, and Swiss bank accounts both within and outside the United States. They even took away my executive washroom key, which in my country is detestable and a source of great humiliations.
As I am writing this letter to you, my son, Mr. Abig Booboo, is undergoing questioning with the government. All these measures taken by past/present government is just to gain international recognitions.
I and the entire members of my portfolio have been held incommunicado since I was ejected from the halls of commerce, hence I seek your indulgence to assist us in securing these funds. We are not allowed to see or discuss with anybody. Few occasions I have tried traveling abroad through alternative means all failed.
It is in view of this I have mandated my manservant, Mr. Bugaboo A. Bigbug, who has been assisting the family to run around on so many issues to act on behalf of the family concerning the substance of this letter. He has the full power of attorney to execute this transaction with you.
I have USD $80,000,000.00 in preferred stock, specially preserved and well packed in trunk boxes of which only my manservant and I knew about. It is packed in such a way to forestall just anybody having access to it. It is this sum that I seek your assistance to get out of Seattle, Washington as soon as possible before the present civilian government finds out about it and confiscate it just like they have done to all our assets.
I implore you to please give consideration to my predicament and help a poor ex-financial executive in need.
May God show you mercy as you do so.
Yours faithfully,
Kerry Killinger
September 14, 2012 at 5:06 pm #770924
SueParticipant“They even took away my executive washroom key, which in my country is detestable and a source of great humiliations.”
DBP, I am dying laughing here!
September 14, 2012 at 11:40 pm #770925
happywalkerParticipantNo $94,000,000.00 U.S. Dollars as yet :( This is the 3rd day, so it should be here soon. Am staying home today as not to miss it. So excited. May go out for fish & chips tonight with some of the money to celebrate.
September 15, 2012 at 6:31 pm #770926
Betty TMemberIn the last month I’ve had 2 odd emails requiring information, deleted them both.
Chase bank said I was unable to access my account til I updated my information?/ I did access my account.
UPS said they were unable to deliver my recent order and told me to go to link to fill out and print a lable to take to their store?? I hadn’t made any recent orders for anything and in our building they make 3 attempts leaving a notice, then tell you to pick it up at the store.
Neither got any info from me!
September 15, 2012 at 6:37 pm #770927
JanSParticipantI’ve gotten notices from Chase, and I don’t bank there…also UPS and USPS. I just ignore them , or send them to the SPAM folder, if not already there. So, good for you, Betty..
haven’t had any for a while, but I did receive quite a few false private messages form men supposedly looking for a good and loving wife…all widowed with children…all living in Florida or Ohio, all supposedly engineers who have been transferred to Nigeria, etc. None of them could spell or put a sentence together. And, they liked my picture, even though sometimes I had a picture of my cat up….sigh…so I’m still single..
September 15, 2012 at 7:12 pm #770928
GinaParticipantScoff all you want, but youtube keeps sending me messages that my videos have gone viral, and I have gotten several emails with investing advice supposedly sent to the wrong email address. With the combination of investment and mad video skilz, I’m leaving you all in the dust.
September 15, 2012 at 7:44 pm #770929
waynsterParticipantSpeaking of pachyderms…. I got one from Mitt and Paul and if they get elected all us middle income people (200,000 to 250,000) will get millions back on tax returns at least that’s what the email from the camion islands said. I could invest it there and triple my cash and not worry about the IRS or letting anyone see my returns….I’m rich I tell ya we will all be rich… they also said something about a bridge for sale….lmao
September 16, 2012 at 2:51 am #770930
Betty TMemberLanguage and spelling counts a lot to show its not real. I do have accounts at Chase. But the messagehad a couple mis-spellings in it besides the fact I already knew they wouldn’t request info online.Also mis use in words.
September 16, 2012 at 6:13 am #770931
kootchmanMemberReads like the Democratic party line….. whoopee! Free stuff!
September 16, 2012 at 7:44 am #770932
kootchmanMemberI gave up waynster… you all convinced me… I am finally all in…every dime. Overseas.
September 16, 2012 at 3:50 pm #770933
JanSParticipantawww, crap…does every damned thread have to become political? Geez!~
September 16, 2012 at 5:49 pm #770934
miwsParticipantI agree with you JaN!
Pretty tacky of him to turn this fun thread political, especially considering what a First-Glass guy, 2MW is….. ;-)
Mike
September 16, 2012 at 7:13 pm #770935
happywalkerParticipant“chirp chirp chirp” (crickets chirping) no U.S.Dollars as yet.
October 16, 2012 at 9:08 pm #770936
miwsParticipantJust checked an alternate e-mail acct of mine, and in it is an e-m with the subject line of:
THIS WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR FUNDS
I have decided it’s probably best to not open it, as my fragile ego could not withstand the elements of rejection…..
Mike
October 21, 2012 at 4:09 pm #770937
GinaParticipantMr. Vinny Johnson has made me this fine offer! Gonna be buried in cash, folks!
Are you aware of any relative born on 2nd of Feb 1951 and bears same surname as yours? He has an investment of considerable value with the AFDB Bank Group Can you confirm your willingness to accept this inheritance if you legitimately appointed get back to me for more info
October 21, 2012 at 5:48 pm #770938
JanSParticipantand what does AFDB stand for?
December 11, 2012 at 7:11 pm #770939
redblackParticipanta new wrinkle! it turns out we were doing it wrong.
all names and addresses have been redacted to protect the innocent… and guilty. except for the guy who can really get you your hard-earned millions, of course.
Subject: STOP CONTACTING THOSE PEOPLE!!!
Attn: My Dear,
I am Mrs [redacted], I am a US citizen, 48 years Old. I reside here in Silver Springs Florida. My residential address is as follows. [redacted] FLorida 34488, United States, am thinking of relocating since I am now rich. I am one of those that took part in the Compensation in Nigeria many years ago and they refused to pay me, I had paid over US$20,000 while in the US, trying to get my payment all to no avail.
So I decided to travel down to Nigeria with all my compensation documents, And I was directed to meet Barrister Gabriel Duke, who is the member of COMPENSATION AWARD COMMITTEE, and I contacted him and he explained everything to me. He said whoever is contacting us through emails are fake.
He took me to the paying bank for the claim of my Compensation payment. Right now I am the most happiest woman on earth because I have received my compensation funds of $1,500,000.00 Moreover, Barrister Gabriel Duke, showed me the full information of those that are yet to receive their payments and I saw your email address as one of the beneficiaries, that is why I decided to email you to stop dealing with those people, they are not with your fund, they are only making money out of you. I will advise you to contact Barrister Gabriel Duke.
Kindly send your personal details to him to prove your identification.
Full Name:
Home Address:
Occupation:
Mobile Phone Number:
Home Phone Number:
Age:
Gender:
country:
A Copy of Identification:
Payment Type: (Inheritance)……… (Compensation)……….. (Contract funds)……… (Winning Lottery)……..
You have to contact him directly on this information below.
COMPENSATION AWARD HOUSE
Name : Barrister Gabriel Duke (Esq)
Email: [redacted]
Phone Number: [redacted].
You really have to stop dealing with those people that are contacting you and telling you that your fund is with them, it is not in anyway with them, they are only taking advantage of you and they will dry you up until you have nothing.
The only money I paid after I met Barrister Gabriel Duke was just US$580 for the paper works, take note of that.
Once again stop contacting those people, I will advise you to contact Barrister Gabriel Duke so that he can help you to Deliver your fund instead of dealing with those liars that will be turning you around asking for different kind of money to complete your transaction.
Thank You and Be Blessed.
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